Troll sets up trap that backfires

Like so:

He can’t help himself

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It’s like dealing with a teenage girl.

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So, what do you think Hydralisks taste like?
Snakes, worms, slugs, lobsters, spiders, crocodilians…?

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I guess like lobster but much slimier. Can someone refer me to a lore book that goes into more detail about why Terrans eat Zerg and what it tastes like?

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(Speaking of unhinged)

(Speaking of unhinged)

Go put on a dress and stream on Twitch.

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Apparently there are a lot of cooking recipes on something called Zergnet. Too bad they don’t have anything about actual Zerg though…

There are “cakes” designed to look like Zerg structures on some sites, but they obviously taste completely different.

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Like pigeons they strut all over the chess board - having knocked over all the pieces, they think they have won!

Like pigeons they strut all over the chess board - having knocked over all the pieces, they think they have won!

Forgot to switch to your Goba account?.

He’s the only one that even likes your posts anymore.

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Oh, you dear thing. You could have a million likes and still be wrong. You see, sweetie, just because an idea is popular doesn’t mean it’s right!

I haven’t heard this much “sweetie” and “dear” since my last trip to grandmas. I bet this guy cooks up a mean batch of oatmeal raisin cookies.

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Especially in sc2. Hate to say it but this game is filled with a weird combination of hubris and false modesty at every level of play. It’s why I don’t argue sc2 anymore, I just state opinions.

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I do. Oatmeal scotchies and orange white chip. Family owns a bakery and I’ve learned a thing or two.

It’s hilarious watching you guys talking about Zerg cakes and he keeps jumping out of the crowd like, “Hey! You guys forgot to talk about me! I’m importants too!”

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Right after they said I am crazy, too. I agree, irony is quite funny.

Awww. Look at you. You’re all “big and bad.” You’ll get to where the big kids let you play with the ball, some day.

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Bourne: OMG BATZ SAID TERRAN IS EASY! BURN HIM ALIVE
Batz: as you can see, to the whiners tEhbAtZ is big and bad.

If you say so, kiddo.

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Should I count how many times you spammed “bigot” in the past week?

He’s the only guy on the forums with a black avatar and you insult him constantly. And we’re supposed to pretend there’s not even a HINT of racial bias going on here? Considering how much you rant about terran and protoss players being inferior? Not much of a stretch.

Welcome to Trump’s America.

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