What are your ideal patch notes that would turn Overwatch into a perfect game? Mine are:
Well, a Shadow skin for Reaper would be funny, anyway.
LOL
Sigma shield removed, for flight form
Rez, damage boost removed for the mirrorwatch rework, weaker version of projectiles to replace damage boost
20% dps passive on tanks
remove headshot reduction
nerf Rein shield
Cassidy range back to what it was all throughout OW1 25-35m
Perfect balance, you could even revert all the season 9 changes besides the dps passive.
Bring 6v6 back.
Remove all one-shots unless it’s an ultimate.
Revert season 9 health changes.
Back back old Orisa, but nerf either her shield or her fortify.
Nerf Sigma shield or his kinetic grasp.
Revert Roadhog rework so that he actually has down time.
Revert Sombra rework back to OW1 or remove her permanent stealth.
Nerf Zarya down to one bubble since 6v6 is back.
Increase Juno hitbox size. Shooting her is like trying to hit a gnat.
Move Clash to Arcade and replace it with 2CP.
Nerf store prices. Skins shouldn’t cost no more then $1.
Make all skins available.
Battlepasses no longer expire.
Weapons skins can be earned outside of comp.
Freemium currency and weapon skin currency are earned after every completed game.
Make all PvE gamemodes permanent.
We found and removed some malicious code in the matchmaker that a disgruntled employee left as a dead-man’s switch, so now we are actually able to make the matchmaker work well again.
That would really be the ultimate “screw you for firing me” act. Has it happened in a computer game yet? The examples I can think of off-hand are all journalists leaving secret, rude messages in their final column(s).
We have implemented a new hero select quick play mode, where you choose who you wanna play before even searching for a game, dive in and nobody can change or counterswap.
All players banned and accounts deleted.
Moira gets her 80 heal back, 80 dmg coal