Let’s hear how you know when it’s going to be a bad game.
From my last game
- when the other team all have drives and your team has none (5-stack vs. duo+3-solos and was a slaughter)
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When someone says “gg” after the first team fight.
23 Likes
When Aatlis gets selected as the map when it had that 1 troll vote.
16 Likes
Anyone on my team before the game starts: “hope you people know how to play”
Variations include:
“DPS do damage this time”
“supports I hope you can do your job”
“tank please don’t be bad”
I usually leave those games right then and there lol funnily enough I only get those people in QP.
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When you hear orisa or mauga while waiting for the spawn doors to open - never a good game, even if you win.
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when you hear hear monke laugh spam near your spaw door on attack and you have hog
80% of the time it’s a loss
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When you boot it up and see the Blizzard logo.
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Or that one guy who says “you guys lock in I need to win this game” oh it’s all over.
4 Likes
Really? For me it’s a loss because the monkey will always switch to orisa or mauga. But hog is pretty dominant against monkey where I play. It’s one of the only tanks he works well against in 5v5.
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- Sombra
- No one picks tank
- No one picks support
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when you defend first point but 1 or 2 mates are afk in spawn at the beginning, it’s already a report gg next
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When you see me because I’m usually playing the russian bubble machine.
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When my team votes to ban Moira and Reaper instead of actually overpowered heroes.
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Yeah, my heart sinks when I hear the sound of sombra TP while waiting in spawn or just after door opens and she TPs out. You know it’s not going to be fun at all.
Especially when it’s a support or tank and they don’t even pick their hero before the game starts and you’re on defense. They still have the long walk to get to the first fight and get there once it’s already over or too late to save it. Why queue if you’re not even ready to pick your hero 1m15s into the game (assembly+prepare timers).
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I don’t play comp and 5v5 so that’s about QP xd
I pretty much only play QP and if the monkey is beating hog it’s usually because they came with a pocket duo. A solo hog vs a solo monkey should be in hog’s favour except on high-ground maps or where your team go around alone and get easily dived.
When the enemy team is all talkative and jokey. That means you’re up against a 4-6 stack who are currently on a winstreak. And you’re team is entirely full of randoms lmao.
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ive been seeing the opposite lately
9 people voting for kings row (i havent been voting) and then the round starts and nobody knows how to cross the first choke point.
like you guys picked this…presumably its because you know how to play this map and not the others…why does it feel like nobody’s ever played here!!!
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(just happened)
- you load into game, hit P and see all the players on the other team have the default account icon. Welcome to smurf-land (ok, maybe they’re not smurfing and are just levelling up alts, but it’s still a 5-stack of seasoned players most likely). I saw it and left to get a game that was more likely to be fun.
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“kiri don’t frontline so much”
you just know it’s someone that doesn’t know what cover is and dies on cd.