You are given a full size Crusader armor

General Discussion
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What would you do?
Let’s find out.

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Wear the hell out of it, LETS GO BOIS

Just dawned on me that it would be very inconvenient in day to day life. Barring not needing a car anymore, just CHARGE everywhere.

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Screw traffic, here a mechanical rocket propeller suit of armor charging through the street.
Bonus point if you scream LERRRROOOY JEEEEEEENKINS!!!

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Get cooked alive -painful crying-

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fall over

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PROTECT THE WEAK, LIVE WITH HONOR AND DIE WITH GLORY! :hammer:

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Stand inside the spacious armor as it’s roughly three to four times bigger than me.

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I wonder if it would be like Shardplate. Enhancing my strength and all that. If so then I would finally be able to lift the weights at the gym.

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That is technically cheating, but who wants to argue with someone inside that armor.

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  1. Find a ladder

  2. Wonder if there’s a zip or something

  3. Curl up in one of the legs and nap

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Just how small are you?

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I would smash Brigitte before she gets older. She is a thread to every fellow crusader.

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Sell it.

The only other option is to put it on display. It’s WAY too big for a human to wear. The tech is crazy, but I don’t have the knowhow to actually make use of it, so sell it.

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I would play around with it untill i figure it out. im a bit bigger then a avergae man so maby i will fit.

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How dare you hit your squire? Have you no shame?

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I’m too small for it so I’d just turn it into a hulk buster Reinhardt suit!

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So you are going to make a smaller suit to control a bigger suit?
Cool.

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Wear it to work and pointedly ask my boss for a raise.

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Possibly automate it then use it as an anti-intruder-and-doorknocker-system. That’ll keep away the spam! :smirk::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Are you close to 8 feet tall? Because those are some damn big boots to fill