Y'all suck the fun out of everything! I am the ultimate crushing machine!

Guys, it’s an experimental patch card… on April Fool’s day. It’s ridiculous, stop taking it so seriously in game and out of game.

Sigma is flying, Reinhardt is now Reinkardt, and Pharah doesn’t die mid ult as much. All of this ridiculousness and you guys can’t even figure out how to not be toxic for 5 minutes. Even in this silly ExC people are screaming at teammates to switch, unironically claiming ‘DPS diff’, or throwing accusations that our Mercy isn’t healing.

And then there’s the forums who are complaining that the patch isn’t funny enough, but also too funny and is a waste of resources. Guys, it’s April Fools, get over yourselves.

Also, Blizzard, like half the roster is flying now and I can’t actually aim please send help ASAP thanks :slight_smile: !!! HONOR!!! JUSTICE!!!

Also, also, I can’t do the Reinchat on my title wtf guys. The forums are literally unusable.

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Right?

To think that this will only last for a DAY makes these people mouths foam with frustration and negativity!

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Mercy Blaster = Pharah counter

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I’m afraid I’m back at square one :T

You can’t aim a blaster, at nearly pointblank?

Mercy can fly directly up at the enemy pharah :stuck_out_tongue:

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I was watching Redshells stream just now and he was playing exp

His Ana started flaming their Sigma because ‘‘he wasn’t trying his best and just flying around’’. Some people actually sit there and tryhard in exp? Like it’s less serious then quick play

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Lmao havent thought about that.

I think Josh Nash said these changes should be up until Monday, so we’ll have them for awhile!

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Oh god I hope so. Doomfist punching Echo out of the sky is glorious.

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My issue is that people are thinking it that some of the changes should go to Live.

I like the idea of the ExC, I had a good laugh reading the latch notes, but let’s be honest, these changes are terrible from a balance point of view.
The only reason you want changes to go through is because they’re new and this is the honeymoon period

People can go ahead and have their fun, that’s fine. I personally dislike it quite a bit, but let’s just leave it there. Stop asking for changes to actually go through

Mercy be like, I’m no longer your slave.

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Oh really?

Hmm thats interesting,i thought it was only for april 1st one day kinda thing.

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Here you go! :slight_smile:

You mean getting you don’t like Hammer Torb one shotting your whole team? Nonsense, send it through I say.

Can’t really hammer Torb when half the roster can fly now

Yeah, that’s rough. Blizzard nerf flyers OR give Torb a jetpack. Please and thanks.

That’s fair. Please scrap Jetpack Cat and make Jetpack Torb

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