This may look off topic
But I assure you the worst one I’ve seen is one called Overwatch 2
I tell you it is on topic
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Sym
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Why do they call it oven when you of in the food of out hot eat the food?
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I got rid of my vacuum cleaner…
It was collecting dust.
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There can never be enough D.Va skins.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
It’s a classic. Perhaps even “THE” joke. But you have to admit it’s dreadful.
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Have you ever heard the tale of the keyboard murder?
They say he kills people who are typing on thriw reigsfd[jsdg[gsfidjsgi[vjc[pvdxijsvd[
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Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority (The MTA) found over 200 dead crows near the greater Boston recently- And there was immediate concern they may have died from Avian Flu (Which is a worrisome because of its capacity to spread to local live stock, such as chickens).
A bird pathologist examined the remains of the crows- but to everyones relief the causes of death were not avian flu. Oddly however, the cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
During the detailed analysis it was noted that various colors of paints were found on the birds beaks and claws. Researchers were able to analyze these paint chip remnants and determine their sources. They found that 98% of the paint chips found were a match for paints commonly used for Semi-Trucks, the remaining 2% matched paint found on regular cars.
The MTA then hired ornithological behaviorists to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentage of truck kills, versus cars kills.
These behaviorists quickly noticed interesting behaviors. They found when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow partner in the near by trees serving as a look-out to warn of impending danger.
It was then discovered that while all the look out crows would shout “CAH”, not a single crow could shout “TRUCK”.
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An irishman walks into a bar,
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A dad asks his daughter pass the phonebook. The daughter responds “Dad you are so old, people just use their mobile phone now instead of a phone book.” The man reluctantly agreed he was getting old. So he asks his daughter for her phone.
He then smashes it into a wall to kill a large spider.
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Okay, okay, hear me out:
Overwatch 2 is a game of skill. For those that are “mechanically proficient” and have superior aim.
《Laugh track》
And it’s “competitive integrity” should be equal to the standard of other high skill games like Apex and Valorant.
《Laugh Track》
They say Heroes should require skill and those that aren’t mechanically demanding should be weak because of the skill gap
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Take Moira for instance. There are those who think she’s OP…
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…and she should be NERFED!
《Roaring Laughter》
People of “high rank” having trouble with Moira! Imagine!
《Laughter and applause》
And get this, get this: they want the devs…TO CATER TO THEM!!!
《2 minutes of laughter》
Thank you!
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What did the custodian say when they jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
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Oh dear I have one
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink
The neutron asks the bartender how much it is
The bartender waves the question away and says
“It’s usually 10$ but for you it’s free of charge”
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3 little stones play gravel.
“Life Grip is a fun ability that encourages team play.”
That’s the biggest joke here.
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet
Because they lactose
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Ba dum tss
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