Why is Hanzo so hot?

And why can’t I stop looking at him?

:frowning:

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there’s even more if you dig deeper in the internet

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It’s the fancy beard. Beards are awesome

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Goatee. Goatee for villains.

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Exposed left nipple, clearly.

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im sorry for whatever caused you to have such low standards

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Not all beards are goatee, but all goatees are beards :wink:

But he does have a villain vibe

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https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26903853_2003469999669388_7608733620019880967_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=d0fffebb81e5b9eebeadfa43d0ee9663&oe=5B38DD1C

That guy is all I need. Best cosplay EVER.

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20915345_1836675106348879_3557905013554796203_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=e2f4b7c36b554e2bf9a2894a50d543b8&oe=5B364C8F

Well, somebody has to be the attractive one, of the Shimada brothers.

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The nipple compels you.

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Scuse me?

Dude is hot as hell, seeking to redeem his honor lost. And look at that TATTOO.

His attitude is sexy af, and he’s gorgeous to boot! If you know the significance of why his shirt only has one sleeve and why he carries sake on his person, it just gets better.

Come on now, if I had low standards, I’d be all about the other Shimada brother.

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He’s been in the sun for a little too long and you’re noticing his beautiful tan

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Also that ‘superior’ highlight intro.

Nnngggghhh thanks Blizzard.

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What do u think about Doomfist

please open your eyes and go outside once in a while i promise you hanzo really isnt that attractive

Another exposed left nipple.

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Not really up my alley. While he definitely tends to solve problems with violence, he’s more of a brute force kind of guy while Hanzo is methodical and tactical. I love angry men, but it’s a certain type of anger, ya know? I’ve also got a thing for Varian Wrynn from Warcraft if that tells you anything :stuck_out_tongue:

blizzard has a fetish for male, left nipples.

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I was referencing his HotS quote where he says people don’t like him because of his “villain goatee”. :joy:

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Well that’s just like, your opinion, man.

I happen to think he’s super sexy, and I know a bunch of other women who think so too… and some men.

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