Why did Blizzard have to make Hammond into a hamster?

I think it would have been easier to live with the meme gameplay of Hammond cheesing wins through swinging around in circles on point and dropping his garbage ult on payloads if he was an actually cool and believable animal like a smaller monkey, but instead we have to get cheesed out of wins by a literal giant hamster which apparently even half of the OW team hates. Why are blizz devs so incompetent in their design decisions with every game they make after initial release?

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so a talking gorilla from the moon is believable

And hamster are cool. The fact you do not know this shows you Hamsters are to cool to connect with you and have no regards for your opinion of them

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Because we lacked hyper intelligent hamsters and we needed to represent them.

Jetpack Cat is soon (I hope)

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I think you didn’t read the word BELIEVABLE in my statement.

once again a smaller talking monkey from the moon would be believable

A hamster makes sense in a world full of

Sentient AI
Guys who shoot dragons
Guy who cells constantly die and the regenerate
Cyborgs
A guy who has a dragon is his sword

So a hamster who was genetically modified, being a rodent whom scientist normally research on, driving a giant ball mech is unbelievable

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Yes

20 characters…

and how is hammond beating you?

Sombra renders him useless.
Mei and brig can stop his speed
Hammond is a giant Ult battery for dPS

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And as for the gameplay itself - I’m tired of losing GM games because a hamster contested point for a minute by swinging around in circles. Good gameplay Blizzard.

Psst learn to mei better

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choose Mei, Build ice wall
Choose Brigiite,shield bash
Choose Sombra, hack
Choose Doomfist, Rocket Punch
Choose Orisa, Halt

If hammond is giving you problems there are counters

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Hurr durr just pick a counter xD
That’s not an option on the last point when youre attacking and the defending team goes Hammond to contest and starts meme swinging

picking a counter is always an option unless you have seconds left and then you deserve the loss for not getting the objective quicker

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I doubt being a monkey woudl have made him more appealing.
Maybe it woudl have saved a backlash but he would have been still an unlikable hero.

The ball is more fitting for a hamster even if the whole idea of having a hamster is incredibly stupid.

i think by him having a ball Blizzard is being Specist

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Found the Hammond cheeser.
It’s ironic Blizzard made the character who is pure cheese gameplay a rodent.

Super inteligent gorila: Beliveable, makes sense

Super inteligent Hamster: Nope, horrible, makes no sense???

Me no understand

don’t play Hammond, tried one game didn’t like him.

Nice try though.

Really? You really don’t understand that? Monkeys are the animals with the closest level of intelligence to humans and rodents have a brain the size of a pea but you REALLY don’t understand how it’s less believable? I think I understand why you support Hammond.

Apes like Chimps & Gorillas are a lot closer to human intelligence than hamsters.

I don’t mind Hammond (though I also would’ve preferred him as a Chimp), but I see where OP is coming from. Imagine if instead of a hamster, he was a super-intelligent bacteria (singular) piloting a robot.

Are you guys saying a Hamster has the same potential to be intelligent like a Gorilla (who is related to the human race)?