Sickness for the thickness
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Mccree Genji for sex, Hanzo Baptiste for relationship.
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Tracer cuz need cute tomboy gf
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Realistically, maybe just Mercy. Maybe.
- Ana too old for me, not my type of personality either.
- Ashe… hell nah. I’m sure she’d laugh at my face and tell me to piss off anyway.
- Brigitte, most likely not; and I’m sure Torb would hate me because every fathers out there always hates the first guy trying to date their daughter.
- D.Va is too young for me, and way too obsessed with video gaming and competition to bother. I’d have to wait another solid 10 years for her to grow up before even considering again.
- Mei, Ha! HAHAHAHA! Ok. No. Just. No. And she’s not my type anyway.
- Mercy, as mentioned… probably the only one with whom I might have a faint trace of hope that perhaps it might work. But then again she’s probably always busy with work, she’s a doctor; needed everywhere. They usually don’t have much spare time in their life, if ever.
- Moira. I would do everything in my power to stay away from that witch throughout my entire life.
- Pharah, too much “military discipline” type of girl, not my type at all. I would have a lot more respect for her as a solider than I would feel any form of attraction.
- Sombra… wouldn’t be able to trust her about anything, and feels like she’s the type of girl you wake up one morning and she’s not there anymore, just gone with maybe a small note on the desk that says: “Was fun, cya!”.
- Tracer, well… she’s already in a couple and she’s quite possibly gay. Even if she was Bi, and single, I wouldn’t try. She seems way too energetic for my tastes and her constant non-stop positivity about everything would probably get on my nerves at some point or another.
- Widowmaker. LOL. I’d be dead the moment she learns I’d be attracted to her. Not sure if I would even have the chance to see her before the bullet goes through my skull. And within the lore she’s absolutely brainwashed, a killing machine, emotionally-numb on all possible levels. Not a single person sane of mind would dare even trying to talk to her outside of Talon. And if she was in this reality somehow, I’d still probably avoid her at all costs. Unless she’d be back at her Amélie Lacroix ‘normal human’ status. In that case, sure, I’d try.
So basically, none.
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What’s so bad about Mei? );
Jetpack Cat, obviously.
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Wrecking Ball. Yes, I’m serious too…
If someone is fantasizing about dating an OW character, they need to get out more.
Call me nuts, but Junkrat😍
Something about tall muscular deranged psychopaths get me going man
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I laughed at that way harder than I should have
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I’m not the first one to say this, but nobody. I wouldn’t even talk to any of them, because they are insane or too idealistic/heroic.
Being honest, I’m just too generic for everyone of them lol yeah
But I’d like to talk to Max about economics. Does that counts as date?
Ana is very much my personality type. I’m not particularly romantic with people, but I think being friends to slightly more with her would be fun.
I also liked what little we got to see of Lynx Seventeen. Snappy, intelligent, and at least a little compassionate. They also have little bunny rabbit thingies on their head. I have a weakness for funny little head things that respond to emotion. So cute! 
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sombra, hands down, dont tell me im wrong
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Mercy for sure she is thicc and hot
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Hanzo - if there is any chance to make him smile or find his sense of humor. Otherwise Genji or Mccree.
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I’m a straight male, so lucio because he is my booping baby boi.
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Baptiste. Honestly I’d get in his immortality field any day 
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i’d go for 76 or ash (i’m bi) but mostly 76 i like a man that know’s his stuff about war
boy tracer les and has a girl
Baptiste 
I want him to do so many things to my gay arsh you have no idea
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