Where's the tentacle hero

You guys, Blizzard, my honey baby darling, you almost had it right. You almost gave Moria™ tentacle arms, it was in her concept art. And you didn’t.

It’s common industry knowledge in the industry that every superhero game has to have the tentacle arm individual, and I detect a DISTINCT lack of tenticular arms in this game. How is one supposed to grab people by the head and swing them around?

Team 4, I am on my hands and knees begging you to complete this game by adding the wacky armed hero of ALL our dreams

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That would be Zenyatta and his cultist skin.

No no no no no señor, it has to be a whole character

Cultist Zen is neat but he can’t use his tenties yk

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Go to horny jail you weirdo

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Woah wtf are you talking about

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Honestly, they really should give Moira her tentacles for OW2.

The poor woman has to heal an entire organization (the vast majority of which are incompetent bots) by herself after all.

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Oh boy, I know some artists who would love to revitalize their Overwatch careers.

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I’ll only accept a tentacle hero when we get a SpongeBob crossover and Squidward is our guy.

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That Moira concept art is so cool. Even if they never get used on another hero, they should be added to Moira if she’s ever a boss or something in PvE. That would be cool.

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I agree it’s the coolest thing ever I wanna know what they’d feel like to play with in game

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They knew what the internet is capable of, and they were scared

How many tickles can an Octopus give?
Ten tickles

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They put a hamster in the game. Don’t tell me they were scared of rule 34 getting weird.

A god damn hamster.

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I’m pretty sure D.Va is a space tentacle monster that’s just using her appearance to pass for a regular human; while having a world domination agenda in the background.

Just wait for Overwatch 3’s Story Mode you guys will see, won’t say more until then.

Thought I’d post this before this thread goes too far down the hamster hole.

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I am not into tentacles, but we need a doc Ock looking character in Overwatch.

I can imagine it being a Tank

His weapon would be like brigitte’s wip, where he uses a tentacle to wip the enemies.
His secondary fire would be a charge push with his other tentacle

His E would shoot a Laser or something

His shift would let him jump and stay attached to a wall.

His Ultimate would be like Rockus from Paladins, where his speed is decreased, but can shoot rockets that deal massive damages

I’ve loved this pun since I was a blastocyst gg my friend

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LOL not many will get the reference to a blastocyst… my hat off to you!

:wink: Moira, redhead scientist, with (metal)tentacles, would be like a twin to “Carolyn Trainer”, a female version of Doctor Octopus in the Spider-Man comics. :laughing:

What about Zenyatta Jjonak skin?

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