Where's the car hero

Kirby has a power where he gets to vore a car and drive around. So where’s the overwatch car hero? Why am I not speeding into the enemy team like they’re GTA background characters? I mean we have Bastion who has treads, we have Hammond, why haven’t these concepts merged yet? Actually NVM it’s probably Booby Kotick’s fault

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You got Sym who can car wash people and is a taxi bot if that’s close enough? :smirk:

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Symmetra will never be enough and we all know it.

Rework her again to see if it’s enough

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Am I the only one who thinks that kirby eating and driving the car looks kinda disgusting.

Its so creepy.

although i do like “Herbie” better a bit. not a transformer but an intelligent A.I. car from disney … OLD boomer stuff

I would nominate Bender from Futurama from that episode where he becomes a Were-Car.

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If we’re talking about Kirby, then I gotta say I finally got the Soul Melter EX done in time for the new game

Freaking thing is hard!

We miss you jeff Kaplan wherever you are. Video below family forever.

uh it’s obviously K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider

everyone above me should not be allowed to pick Rein ever again, just shameful

The new hero.

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Yes that would so freaking ebic you could turn the enemy team into were cars and they’ll drive right off the map

Blizzard, hire this SlamJones character

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In our world, the car put the horse out of a job. When we finally get Lightning McQueen, Orisa will be retired to a farm near Eichenwalde, probably.

This still feels like a fever dream. I can’t believe it’s an actual thing that’s happening.

I campaigned ages ago for a skateboard hero but nothing happened. They stopped releasing heroes all together and I learned my lesson.

Casino is technically a race car driver, so if we ever get him, solid chance of your wish coming true.

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