What rank would your main be in?

Not a hero, but Katya Volskaya definitely won’t make it past plat. It takes someone really stupid to slowly walk into a long, open angle while Widow’s in the lobby. Only thing more stupid is that Widow waited 20 secs just to miss her only shot. Must be around bronze or silver.

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Baptiste would be a GM if not champion he left Talon ALIVE!

And he fought MAUGA! For his freedom like Jesus Christ bro.

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Sigma would annihilate anyone in his way if he actually could command his full power with talon out of his mind.

Controlling one of the four fundamental forces of the universe is about as OP as it gets.

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Kiriko would claim to be #1 because she “never lost.”

Idk. Reaper is always one doing the hard carrying in every cinematic, but he still ends up losing. Kinda hard to pick a rank based on that.

Gee, I wonder what rank a canonical pro gamer would be in?

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Bronze-Plat. Tracer was said to be bad at games in a voice line interaction with Dva

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My first ever main - Moira would be a godess among gods. She can create monsters, bring people from grave and untill this day - still number 1 pick against sombra, Tracer, Genji and other annoying dps xD

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Reinhardt would be bronze. He would just stand their protecting useless people or feed without enough assistance. Homie is bringing a hammer to a gunfight. It ain’t work in game unless his enemies are clowns and it ain’t going to work in lore either.

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Juno probably isn’t making it out of silver due to her lack of self confidence.

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Don’t be too hard on her. I can’t imagine how high her ping must be playing in mars :woozy_face:

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Probably better than mine still lol.

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Sombra would have multiple top 500 accounts, granted she would be aimbotting, ddossing and wallhacking her way up there. But multiple in top 500 nonetheless

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Sig is that one bro with GM mechanical skill and Bronze 5 mental

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Ball would Mine the arena, and personally chew through the OW server wires.

He cares not for your judgements.

tracer would be champ obviously even if im not :hugs:

Op actually forgot that katya has passive that reduces headshot damage by -50%

Indeed :+1: Sig would log in (maybe not even that) and then wander off humming something nonsensical to himself, looking for a bird he thought he saw :laughing:

I realized I mentioned Sig but DF is my main tank…

Unless Som designed a set-up for him, DF wouldnt even be able to play. He’d crush every mouse/controller he could use with that fist of his :laughing: