“Cease your re-FIST-ance!”
Did I do it? Am I cool now?
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You’re fired.
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How do you delete someone else’s post?
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That’s Torbjorn, actually.
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You can’t fire me! I quit!
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HR would like to inform you that you were actually fired weeks ago… did you get the memo?
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“Numbness will subside after several minutes.”
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Cease your existence!
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Oh…that would explain why my office was empty. Did you see who took my hand made Sombra figure by any chance?
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Yeeeaah no, but I did see who took your red Swingline stapler.
Btw, while you’re still here I’m gonna need you to file some TPS reports and renovate your old office. Thaaannnks 
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What did Mei say when she drove her car into a tree?
Trees, don’t move.
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That is ameizing. 2020
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Well now all I can imagine is Mei weakly pulling her head from an airbag with Hog crashed through her window from the passenger seat
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Unfortunately, hog didn’t make it. 
. Good thing mercy can rez him. Ohh wait rez is on cool down. RIP roadhog.
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I feel bad for Streetpig. He honestly deserves better. I remember when Bacon Burger was a ruthless killer. Now Roadhouse is pretty much an old man with a walker
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Poor road bacon. He was so young
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Orisa has always secretly been a psychopath.
Orisa: “Error 404. Meatbags not found.”
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the feet make me stronga
Cease and Defist sounds better.
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