For me it’s this person:
sighs heavily during pick phase
“I’m not gonna tank/support unless X/Y/Z conditions are met”
^Since 3 people have asked me about this let me clarify, it’s the attitude problem, the tilting, the irritation that sets me off. Nothing wrong with asking for help, it’s how it’s being done. It’s also that whole “look at me I’m Christ reborn for playing tank” thing.
Or this person AKA literally everyone in diamond/masters:
“Yeah you guys are so bad my main is 4.2k”
“Widowmaker needs nerfs”
Or, Sombra, Reinhardt, Orisa…
Honestly, it is all the same. I do not really care what they are going to say. I have heard it all hundreds of times.
“Moira has a lock-on”
“Nerf X” because it’s usually something people didn’t care about at all until some YouTuber/Streamer brought it up or something they saw in OWL.
Someone keeps saying Genji needs a nerf. SMH.
Oh wait, that is me.
Oh, that is me.
Seriously, I gave up my supporting ways, and one trick dps. If you really really need me to support for your team, I’m going to need to hear a plan from you guys.
I’ve had many games with someone saying, “My teammates are trash, I feel bad for having to carry you all.”.
Just an fyi, the guy received no card, didn’t get PotG, and was constantly killed for trying to lone wolf it.
“heal me” “why aren’t you healing me”
And I have to deadpan to say “kill feed”
Have to remind Fischer Price My First FPS players that screen top right exists for a reason and it’s part of your job to help defend supports.
It’s more about the being dramatic / excessive about it. Pick who you want but don’t moan and whine if the team comp isn’t exactly what you want
You’d be surprised by how many people ignore that.
“You all are trash. I’m carrying here”
Brig is bad in 222
Lucio is a main healer --???
Cc is bad for the game
Brig is braindead
Mercy is a main healer who is bad for tanks- ???
Sombra is op
Baptiste is a bad healer
Ana is op
Orisa is op
Hack is too powerful
Emp is an I won button
“Forced 2/2/2 is a good idea!”
Basicialy every time i see “everyone” on this forum
People dont get what everyone actualy means…
“I have five gold medals.”
Depends on your rank there. If someone in gold and below says it, I just nod, because at those ranks he is.
I’ve been thinking when my account finally gets banned on the forum, to make a new account called ‘everyone’ for this exact reason 
Fascinating. But I never see that argument for brig so I’m still just… Confusion
Oh god this is relatable, the amount of people who say this in diamond is depressing.
I’m certain their ego is larger than mars.
That would be funny idea XD