"We hate Overwatch now because apparently a Hamster is not scientifically accurate"

It isn’t because it has to be accurate, it’s because it seems like Blizzard made a bet to make a character that didn’t talke much effort.

I very much like that he has to work around his inability and how he uses creativity to solve the fact that he is indeed a slightly overgrown rodent!

Who survived the nuclear bomb?

Personally I just find it slightly goofy. Now I understand that this game isn’t trying to be scientifically accurate, but why a hamster? Of course in this game’s universe, animals can be engineered (genetically I assume) to have human-like intelligence, but did they really have to pick a hamster of all possible animals? There is such a variety of badass animals they could’ve picked. Hell, they should’ve just kept with the primate theme and made him a chimp or even an orangutan.

Yeah lmao. Hero 29: D.Va’s ex-boyfriend’s principal’s brother who once met McCree at a coffee shop in Rio.

I think that’s my main complaint as well. Why they didn’t keep with the primate theme of Horizon Lunar Colony is beyond me.

I dont think its about him beeing a hamster, but rather way more how they made him look. He looks way to childish and sugar sweet, like he would come directly out of a disney movie:

or Hi-Rez Studios had created him.

I really dont know why they humanized his body proportions that much. If they made him only look like a normal hamster, like they kind of did it with winston, without blowing his face up to ballon size then i think much people would really like the concept.

Beside of that the voice lines of the robot are really spammy (commenting on every move and abiltiy you do) which gets super annyoing really fast.

he had a difficult relationship with his mom (who died before they could reconcile), he’s never been in love, he loves raisins and almonds, and he dreams of sunnier climbs, there ya go, now go shoot at something

I really can’t understand why Winston is OK to everyone but Hammond is suddenly so unbelievable. What is the difference exactly? Why does an intelligent hamster crosses the line while an intelligent ape doesn’t? Just because the later is a more famous trope?

Haters gonna hate. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

It seems like a lot of people seem to hate a lot of things about Overwatch on the forums.

Well I hate overwatch because of the sensitive crybaby gay community. Also its a unbalanced dumpster fire.

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So what about me? I main female heroes Widow maker and Ana, yet I think this hamster is absolutely stupid. Am I a insecure cis het white male who needs to check his privilege?

This is literally so amazing, I actually love you

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You’re absolutely right… Jetpack Cat would’ve made MUCH more sense then some silly Hamster

He probably can’t speak because Hamsters probably lack the bodily functions required to speak in sentences.

When did I say anything about jet pack cat? I also think you’re missing the point of this post.

Surely if you can justify reapers existence with simply saying “nanomachines” (which isn’t even entirely true), then you can justify Hammond’s inclusion by saying “genetic experimentation”

Stop trying to overexaggerate hero descriptions in order to make your argument seem reasonable. I have no idea why you even include their nationality in those by the way.

Zarya - Soldier with high tech gun.
Bastion - Malfunctioning robot.
Junkrat - Survivalist exposed to radiation.
Mei - Scientist who engineered instant cryo-stasis.
Reaper - Assassin kept together by nano-machines.
Sombra - High tech hacker, can hack neurons.
Symmetra - Architect that can give mass to photons.
Torbjorn - Engineer.
Lucio - Freedom fighter with advanced sound tech.
Mercy - Doctor, can hover with high tech suit.
Zenyatta - High tech robot who found peace in religion.
Winston - Modified ape with high intelligence.

All make sense, ALL SCI-FI. If you think OW is outlandish you need to play more games.

An ape makes sense, they are VERY intelligent animals in real life to the point it made us question PERSONHOOD. A hamster? Get that out here and give us a chimpanzee or something.

…or better yet give us a proper male hero instead of… this.

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So why are you even here?