Today I have become a true Torb Man

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So today I have achieved a great feat for myself.

It was Esperanza my team is rolling on defense and the attack team has a Dva. The Dva just doesn’t understand how to hold her front lineline at all. Me and this Mccree are busting caps left and right.

At one point by the tour bus on the minihealthpack side the Dva demechs. So I understand she is invulnerable for 0.5 seconds so I whip out my hammer and start hwacking! I furiously bash her kneecaps over and over praying that my Mccree doesn’t hit a single headshot. Even my supports are all in shooting at this poor Dva. Still I endure swinging away thinking “Your kneecaps are MINE!”

THEN IT HAPPENED! She drops just down to 50 health and the final blow was swung. I check the killfeed and see my hammer next to Dva’s icon. I finally did it. It took seven years!

But I finally achieved my first ever hammer kill confirm! I was so happy I went AFK for like ten seconds popping off!

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Hey good for you, hammer kills are hilarious and you earned yours! :+1:

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finally you have passed torb main initiation ritual Congrats :beers:

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With a confirmed hammer kill under your belt, the guild of torb mains officially recognizes you as a legitimate and qualified torb main. Your certificate will arrive shortly.

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Thank you! Thank you! Blows kisses to the crowd.

Please tell me they stopped using the molten slag stamps. It burned my last letter to a crisp.

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This is a gateway drug. Before you know it you will be running lobbies hammer only. Should have never taken that first hit, homie.

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They do still use molten slag stamps. However, the certificates are now made from a more durable and heat resistant composite material.

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Huzzah! Molten rock drinks for everyone, on me!

I’d like mine kept to a 4,000 degree temp, extra slaggy, and easy on the molten.

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