Things you wish OW heroes would do for themselves

General Discussion
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Ashe: Invest into buying a barrel clip for her shotgun.

Soldier: Practice reloading while running.

Widowmaker: Find a chiropractor.

Ana: Retire

Brig: Find her old combat equipment.

2

Doomfist: Learn to rocketpunch upwards.

Sombra: Learn to be quiet.

Symmetra: Learn to build something else.

Forget her shotgun. She needs a better rifle entirely.

3

Zarya: chill lmao

4

Torb: learn some Swedish härregud

5

D.va: Get therapy and go on a date with Daehyunn

6

Reaper - be happy. Hanzo - pick a damn side

7

Oof… Reaper has it rough

I can agree that Hanzo does have to pick a side

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Soldier: Use that pistol

9

Uhh… Mercy maybe wear a helmet? I guess she wants to look fabulous in a warzone, can’t blame her for that.

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i wonder if people would still find her attractive if they fixed her spine lol

11

Sombra: hack and shoot at the same time

Don’t cancel reload when translocating

Stop yelling she has been there all along

12

Jealousy won’t get you anywhere.

Probably, I think the sharpness of her face/ facial features does it for everyone. :neutral_face:

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13

for a heartless killer she does have soft features, and that french accent and moaning

heh

14

It’s a rife not a shotgun but your point still stands

15

Lucio: Up the volume on his boop to actually push more things/larger things out of the way, or actually cause some tinnitus as a status effect.

Winston: "Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just want to go apes—t?"

Ana: Leave.

Pharah/Echo: Fight on the ground like the rest of us, cowards.

Sombra: Fix her gun because clearly all those fancy decals are doing horrors for her Uzi’s spread.

16

There’s a lot of tension between Sombra & Tracer. They need to give each other a hug, that’ll help them mellow out.

17

larger mag for the double barrel

18

wait… they mean’t her… coach gun… didn’t they…

I feel stupid now.