I swear to god if they dont nerf hog and zen. Im gonna lose it.
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Here’s the patch notes we’re getting
Cassidy
- now moves 5% faster during high noon
that’s it
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Where’s the random tank ult that now does 300 damage at point blank? Is it really a balance patch if a random tank ult isn’t buffed?
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Lose yourself!
why is tuesday the deadline?
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Cause Tuesday is patch day. And if things don’t change my sr is somehow gonna keep plummeting all the way to bronze.
Thursday is balance patch day, not tuesday…
Sounds good, run it.
after the quality patches we’ve gotten
are you sure you want another one
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I’m willing to roll the dice.
Hehe, get it?
The only balance we need is the match maker thrown out and a better one being put in.
I have no clue who’s IQ 5000 award winning idea it was to stick solo Q players against Buddy stackers in Quickplay Classic. Let us not forget how neglected and poorly made the match maker is when it comes to Competitive matches…
but whomever did this, I wouldn’t ever let them near a server let alone an e-machine. Or even a Texas instruments programmable calculator.
Call me rude all a person wants. But this games ded because they made such a poor match maker. And it will continue to remain ded until they find someone else to build a new match maker.
I like Blizzard enough, that I haven’t left entirely. But they aren’t making it easy to want to remain a blizzard fan either.
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im not in a hurry for them to buff brig and bap and zen and nerf symmetra and zarya
I hope you’re ready to be disappointed.
What did Zen do to you?! Leave the little omnic alone!!! 
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Yeah hun if that happens it’ll be your fault 
Why do people expect patches anymore
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Fixed it for you 
Orisa supercharger oh god…
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after he discords people they instantly explode (especially tanks)
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okay but, wouldn’t it be kind of cool if orisa slammed down the drum and it did damage to everyone nearby?