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now all i need is my own snowball

Here’s some tranquilitea then.:tea:

Thanks… Have I seen you seen you some where My Lord?

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Is that a thing? I know i saw a Ganymede plushy (that had clips on his feet so he could perch) and an enraged Winston but not Snowball.

Thank you! So what have I missed, anything blow up or catch fire? Anyone else start providing music?

yep he’s real! if you go on amazon and look up overwatch snowball, he’s there!

Probably in The Nexus, where Heroes gather for the next battle!

Ah, the Nexus, yes.

Were you here for Junkrat? He blew up a couple of things in the kitchen throughout the last couple of days. Mei froze…something, i forgot what and atleast one of the chefs. As far as music, Doc reprogrammed the securitron to play music, but only Queen i think. My memory is rather fuzzy right now for some reason.

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Now I’m curious, this is the same Junkrat that blows things up?

How did Panda ever get him to come? Hahaha!

So many plushies i need.:cry:
It’s been years and i still haven’t gotten the nug plushy and who knows what else is out there. I could probably fill up my house with all the Pokemon plushies i want. Not that my house is very big.

Blackmail i believe.

I think they should get I think I’ve seen a Fish there playing a new bass.

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don’t worry i still live with my mom so i’m trying to find somewhere to live.

that way i’ll have the plushies i want.

I was here when Junkrat first got here and Pyro started to train him and when Mei first showed up. That is it so far. Well, Doc has a good taste in music, but I should probably fix it so there can be variation.

I actually still live with my parents as well, i’m not really sure what you mean by “don’t worry”. I think my dad hates how many plushies i already have. Despite being a male in his late teens i have an odd obsession with them.

in the kitchen
Mei: “Whew. We got our stuff packed and ready to go.”
Junkrat: “Yeah. Too bad we gotta go, though. It was nice cookin’ with ya.”
Mei: “Mhmm. I had fun. Maybe we could - “
Junkrat: “Work togetha again?! Yeah! We can do that!”
Mei: “…Well, I was gonna say - “

an explosion from outside
Junkrat: “I know that explosion. MY FRAG LAUNCHER!”
Mei: “What do we do?!”
Junkrat: “Outside, quick! Follow me!”
Mei: “O-Okay!”

continues to fire away grenades
AHAHAHA! Who thought blowing stuff could be this fun! I’ll never bump the Cafe the same way again!
laughs manically
Junkrat: “Mate! Put down me gun!”
Mei aims her Endothermic Blaster at me
Mei: “Put it down! Or you’ll be a frozen statue…again!”
ME? STOP? NEVER!
fires a grenade at Mei, but Junkrat runs and bodyblocks it
Mei: “Junkrat!”
snaps his senses into life
Wha…what happened? What did I -
sees buildings on fire, people screaming, and fire trucks putting out fires
Oh my God! What did I -
Mei tackles PyroPanda
Mei: “YOU MONSTER!”
NO NO NO! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to -
_Mei starts freezing _
Y-YOU S-SON OF A B -
PyroPanda is frozen

Mei: “Oh no. I never meant to freeze him that bad. Well, I’ll have to drag him to the sauna again.”
Junkrat groans, and Mei runs over to him
Junkrat: “Don’t worry ‘bout me, Mei. Just call me an ambulance.”
Mei: “You’re a wanted criminal. If the authorities knew, you would be in prison forever!”
Junkrat: “Yeah. I think they’ve got some medical supplies in that Cafe somewhere.”
Mei: “They should. Can you stand up?”
Junkrat gets up
Mei: “Woah! How?”
Junkrat: “My passive, Total Mayhem! I can’t be damaged by me own grenades.”
Mei: “Well, c’mon. Help me carry PyroPanda back into the sauna.”
Mei and Junkrat pick up PyroPanda
Mei: “Let’s try to be quiet about this. Sneak into the sauna.”
Junkrat: “Roight, roight. Sneaky.”

I’ll be in the sauna again,
~ PyroPanda

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WTF just happened?

Panda’s in the sauna… again, apparently…

Not sure when that happened but haha!

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i’d Ship Mei and Junkrat.

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Do we call any authorities? I am kind of confused as to what to do in this situation, partly because junkrat is being “heroic” in a way.

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