The Zen Café, A new and improved place to vent and relax

Your idea is bluepost level btw.
Drink recipes for this would be awesome. And tbh it’d probably be a cool feature to add to the Blizzard Arena.

Stay awesome friend <3

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Just Imagine I ate it already…(It didn’t exist to begin with, just like theory that Ares is the Next Hero.)

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Any time, my friend! I am happy to help, and enjoy talking and spending my time with all these lovely people! :smile::blue_heart:

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Some people take it too far, but for the most part, I don’t mind it

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grabs his beer stained apron IM LATE!

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facepalms like Moira
Gosh darn it, Connor. Why are you late? I’m pretty sure the boss is gonna kill you for being late for your shift tonight…again. Fine. I’ll put up a sign.

puts a sign on the window
it reads “HAPPY HOUR”

OI! EVERYONE! IT’S HAPPY HOUR! DON’T YE WANT SOME OKTOBERFEST?! OR SOME FOOD?!

Cheers,
-PyroPanda

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Paladins and Smite has console leagues that do quite well. They are even advertised in-game. They have a few big console streamers as well but i don’t pay much attention to that. I would think that if anyone could have 3 different leagues it would be blizz.

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Sigh…just lost 200 SR in a straight losing streak thanks to:
Leaver
Thrower
Smurf
Thrower
Thrower
Thrower stack
Leaver
Smurf stack
Thrower

At this rate I’m thinking of ordering bleach

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Can I get a sip of Ana’s Healing Wonder? I ran into a bastion on a payload and i’m low

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@LockerNo2 I’m sorry, but I don’t think we can serve you anything that might hurt you. I know the struggles of comp, but the end of the season is usually tough. Next season should be better and without the bad ones for a while. We have a Tranquilitea with your name on it if you would like.

@Noviak No problem. Here you go! Get healed up! :coffee:

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can I get uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Doomfist with no bugs? Ive been waiting for almost a year now…

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Sorry sir, but we don’t provide that here. Would you like something else though? A drink? Some grub? Or perhaps you’d like to try Doomfist’s Shakshouka? (South-African style poached eggs in tomato and vegetable sauce)

Cheers,
-PyroPanda

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For those who are interested, I have created a highlight htread for those wishing to show off their epic moments, it is called…highlight thread

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looks outside
Hmm. No customers. Time to advertise.
grabs megaphone
“Does anyone want something to eat? Drink? Ya’ll should remember ALL our food is free!”
no one walks in yet
“…Free hugs are included!”

Cheers,
-PyroPanda

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Peeks into door. Free hugs?

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Ayyy! That’s right! Get over here, jdr! hugs jdr

Alright…wanna get something to eat or drink now? Or…do you just wanna keep hugging?

Cheers,
-PyroPanda

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Well i guess i could use a snack or some iced tea (southern sweet of course).

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BURST THROUGH DOOR FREE HUGS??!!
Uh, I mean… Here you are, Jdr, some fresh, southern sweet iced tea! :tea: If you’d like anything else, just let us know! ^-^

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Could I have a Sombra Margarita?

I hope everyone is doing well out there.

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You ordered a Sombra Margarita? gives it to linkdude Alright, enjoy. Just holler if ya need anything else.

And yep, I think people are doing just fine out there. Also, as promised, a free hug. hugs linkdude

Cheers,
-PyroPanda

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