The story of strong back John

A quote from John

I have worked out my back every day trained every night, I have honed my mind and perfected my technique, I have strengthened my back so much some have said it’s made of solid steel, Boulders shatter, tiger claws break, the people of the town called me “Strong back John” because they knew my back was the strongest there is. I could carry the heaviest tiles up the tallest mountains.

Yet even if I trained for years on end, even if I pushed myself even hard, reached even greater highest, made even greater strides!

yet I still wouldn’t be able to carry this negative KD team.

My friends saw how hard I struggled to carry them over this mountain that we call “gaming”, so much to the point where I broke my back. That’s why they call me Brokeback Mountain. I love my friends.

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I want to hear more about Big Back John if I’m honest.

Seems like “Strong Back John” isnt that strong then. All that training was nothing. Wasted.

Strong back John keeps skipping leg day