Welcome to the grand reopening of the tank main’s tavern
Take a load off! Have a drink! Share tales of honor and glory playing the best role, tanks!
Damage and Supports are welcome too, everyone’s got a little tank somewhere inside. I’d especially like to welcome our brothers and sisters in arms from the other sides: Mei, Doomfist, Reaper, Torbjorn, Bastion, and Brigitte; welcome mini-tanks!
So put your feet up, enjoy the , and take a look at our menu:
Drinks:
Mountain Dew: 200 Twitch Bits
Sipper Water Bottle: 15 seeds
Stein of Fresh Beer: One Round as a Tank
Can of Hogdrogen: 300 hp
Can of Oil: 6 Nunbani Dollars
Coffee: One Hug
Vodka: One Bear Hug
Juice: 20 Push-Ups and 20 Sit-Ups
Boba Tea: Give the ice machine a hug
Roo Brew: 3 Pounds of Scrap
Tea: Free but Remember to Recycle
Banana Milkshake: One Jar of Peanut Butter
A Jar of Peanut Butter: Out of Stock (Some one seems to have eaten them all)
Freshly Squeezed Apple Juice: 3 chalk sticks
Food:
Road Kill Burger: 10 Pieces of Scrap
Pie: 20 Cat Pictures (that our expert baker hasn’t seen before)
Herring (Pickled or Salted): 200 Worth of Damage (Cashier does not take beams)
Family Sized Bag of Doritos: 100 Twitch Bits
Meatballs: Free but Caution: May be too hot for you
Shotgun Barbequed Steak: One Soul
Grilled Bear: Arm Wrestle our Chef. The pink haired one.
Soft Serve Ice Cream: Give the ice machine a hug