Whenever I play Rein and see an enemy Reinhardt, my IQ drops far below 3 digits, I return to my animalistic instincts and the enemy Rein transforms into an abomination of everything that is truly evil in this world.
I will then proceed to not rest until I baited all of his earthshatters with my shield, crushed every bone in his body with my superior charge skills and in the end, earthshattered his decaying corpse to proclaim my dominance.
I do all this while performing a ritualistic tribal dance in front of my screen (I’m serious about this one. Someone walked in on me once while I did this. Now I know what pitty and utter disbelief look like).
In what situations have you found yourself in because you were facing your mirror hero?
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This happens to me when I play Rein as well. Keep in mind that my IQ already drops three digits just from picking him.
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What?! A challenger appeared?
Must… resist… the urge… to kill.
Ah screw it!
I will find you and I will make you hug my hammer and make you personally inspect all the walls I can find.
I can be a good Widowmaker most of the time, but if enemy team has a Widow (and I play Widow), I would miss all the shots and lose every 1v1 against the french baguette.
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I’m not a naturally competitive person 
I don’t seek out conflict most of the time. That’s why I play healer most of the time.
But if I’m playing Widowmaker and the enemy team has one as well, prepare for a very BM-crazy teammate
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Especially when you get nano-boosted.
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See your mirror:
“CAN’T ESCAPE FROM CROSSING FATE!!”
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what the f did I just read.
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That’s quite the conundrum 
I’d like to help you but how for the love of Jeff should I know what you just read?
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I never been to big on mirrors but whenever i play an enemy doomfist or rein i am instantly targeted. More often than not they lose the mirror, but they try anyways
Every. Single. Time. Even as Mercy i will go after you every single time.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
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If I’m Mercy and enemy Mercy pulls out her pistol on me… step aside McCree it’s high flippin noon and I’m a battle Mercy now
My IQ drops 4 digits (I watch rick and morty, I am very smart) whenever I see a fellow widowmaker. It is like looking into a mirror and not seeing myself which is very creepy so I run away because I’m not good at widowmaker.
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When I see Sombra on the enemy team I put my sunglasses on, start Matrix hacking like a pro and play a game of Chess with her in my head as I predict what she will do. Then we interupt each other’s hack and translocate away.
Pharah encounters always turn into an aerial exercise in missing shots until some random Widow or Hanzo rudely interrupts and kills one of us
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Sombra vs Sombra battles are the most petty things in the world. We hack all of the health packs on the map to assert dominance and tend to hack eachother whenever possible. Also, half the time one Sombra cancels the other Sombra’s EMP because we tend to use them at the same time
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Symmetra vs. Symmetra: ASHKALA VASHNAKAVABOLOOGOOO!!! ASHKALA VAHKANAVALBLGOOOGOOO!!!
BLUE AND RED SHINY WALLS EVERYWHERE!! BLUE AND RED LASERS EVERYWHERE!!!
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Whenever another Tracer shows, jam drops jelly away, and I go all out and make her pay🔥
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Wakanda forever!