Ok everyone, if you could be one prop/object in the Overwatch what would you wanna be?
Personally I would wanna be one of Tracer’s shoes. Preferably a bedtime slipper she might put on right after a shower.
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I KNEW IT you forsure have a foot fettish…i woudlnt go into detail waht i would be
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A health pack, so Genji will finally leave me alone.
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I thought OP would’ve picked Sombras panties for sure. Dude really wants to get stepped on.
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I know I’m leaning too hard into the Reinhardt main stereotype, but I’d love to be a nine-foot rocket hammer whose face is used to crunch the glory out of people.
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Imagine the last thing you see is the flat end of Reinhardt’s hammer with a big, grinning, Thomas-the-Tank-Engine-esque face streaked with the blood of your teammates.
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FTFY 
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I am the gate in Kings Row that is blocking the PVE content from the general public.
Blizzard still hasn’t received enough breast milk offerings to give me the go-ahead to open and let everyone inside.
The gates will open when Bobby is quenched.
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That is slanderous and I resent that!
Actually I’m not into stepping really, atleast not the way most people with an FF are. Also rather be Widow’s toilet than Sombra’s panties.
Why the toilet? That’s going to end up nasty. You could choose to be the air behind her when she does her bow emote. Or the ground below when she’s dancing.
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Anyone for Torbjorn’s beard-binders?
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Fun fact: Spiders eliminate their solid and nitrogenous waste through a single vent as one product - a milky white substance similar to bird droppings.
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Duuude that’s such a cool choice!!! I didn’t even think about those things.
Ana’s eye patch would be sick too.
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Surprised no one said if you had to be a object, at least Wrecking ball’s Wrecking ball is about the closest you can get to a enjoyable sentience.
That said, if Kiriko’s Kitsune spirit counts as a prop, or Hanzo’s dragon, maybe you could get fun out of eating people or having your only job to hop around briefly every 2 minutes.
That said, being the internet, not surprised it turned out to be feet and panties instead. Keep up the good work internet(?)
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I didn’t say feet, I said shoes!
And I imagine it being like you shapeshift into the prop, like in the gamemode. That’s why I choose Tracer’s shoe. I wanna be aware of what’s going on. Otherwise it’s pointless.
I feel like Hanzo’s dragon isn’t an object though.
lol i think its funny you bring up sombras panties…who knows what nasty stuff may be lurking on them
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D.va meka. So I can eat her everytime she calls me. 
Bonus points when I explode in everyone faces. 
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i would wanna be tracers paint on her toenails
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One of the pigeons in Midtown.
Coo…
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One of those super tall palm trees on some of the maps.
Just so there’s something to one-up turning into a shark when you are running away in prop hunt.
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