Talentless hack

Is what I’ve just been called for winning a quickplay game with Torbjorn.

Positioning the turret in ways that makes it hard for the other team to deal with IS talent. If you’re losing vs PvE because your awareness is lower than a fire hydrant, be mad at yourself.

Stay awesome possum.

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This is the second thread in recent weeks where Torb was described as “talentless.” What the hell is going on here? :rofl: Is talentless the new thing the kids are saying?

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I’m guessing a flanker found out why Torb is considered a counter.

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Torbjorn on patrol… haters beware!

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as flats likes to say when he spectates bronzes
“Oh they got a torb turret? Gg mvp”

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I thought the title said “tentacles hack”… and yet I clicked anyways

Finding a good spot for Torb’s turret is extremely fun. Where’s a good spot that people wouldn’t think of? Perferbally one where I’m protected? And can do max damage?

:heavy_plus_sign: :heavy_plus_sign: :heavy_plus_sign:
Regroup and find out where the turret is. Use your team for help. Listen to voice lies. Be aware of your surroundings, and don’t resort to name calling because you got killed.

I like where this is going.

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Torbjörn can position a turret?
I’ve always used him to hammer my enemies to death.

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Won a game just now where I was called an AI.

I’m pissing myself.

:ballot_box_with_check: I’m not a robot

See? I’m human.

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It really is. I could not think of a single spot that I couldn’t easily blow up if I was on the enemy team. The hardest turret to kill for me was probably one on the top of that elevator in the back of the first point on Hollywood. But if I were on hitscan and not tank, I don’t think it would have been hard. It’s pretty weird that as the tank I’m often the one having to destroy it when our dps can deal damage to it much more easily. Unless the turret is being guarded by the enemy team and their shields, it’s quite easy to take down.

What throws me off is the lava because I always accidentally walk in that stuff.

Someone once told me I was “a hacker” because I killed them. Jokes on them, I watched them get killed while death spectating.

I…wow.

Ignore them lol. Listen, I’m not fond of Torb but if he’s dumping on my match, it’s because they’re playing REALLY well or my team just lacking a lot of gamesense.

If you beat them with Torb, good on ya. It means you did well and you shouldn’t receive crappy comments because of it!

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Don’t worry, I’m an old fart and I’ve been on teh intawebz for ages, I take nothing to heart, it’s just kids going through stuff and finding ways to vent, but I still appreciate the words.

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Ah, glad to hear it’s not affecting you. Still, I wish you didn’t have to experience it. Sounds like you’re playing smart and getting rewarded for it, as it should be. :slight_smile:

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lies… tell me which one of these pictures has stoplights in them!!

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am personally offended for the fire hydrant community.

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You are so without talent that you won.

I read stay hydrated because fire hydrant was on top of this

Now I can’t

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I’ve never seen anyone on here with a torbjorn pfp

I swell with pride, when I hear my fellow torb brothers induce large quantities of sodium chloride.

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