Symmetra has the best roastlines V2

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Reply down below for a chance to be featured in the next version!

This is continued from the previous post: https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/overwatch/t/symmetra-has-the-best-roastlines/79969/21

Awards:
“10/10 would read this post again” -Epicmaster
“What I think of this post: Torbjörn: Good! Good! or Mei: a-MEI-zing!” -CoolBiz125
“I love Symm. She wont hesitate to roast you, no matter who you are” -Blue
“Omg, I’ve never laughed so hard at a thread xDDDDD” -Yourself

Award for “Stop Maining Sym Thx” goes to…
AConstelle for the comment…
“The comm wheel needs a buff to have more than 4 voicelines ;-;”

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Congrats to AConstelle for receiving the award!

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My favorite thing to do with symm is say what a frightening thot after killing a female character.

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*somebody does a cool emote *

Am I supposed to be impressed?

*Genji spams I need healing or Mada Mada *

What interesting ways your mind works.

*Ana sleepdarts a Dragonblading genji and then kills him *

Impressive

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I always spam “Were you expecting a miracle?” when people say Symm plz switch

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“God we need another healer and not a Symm”
Kindly adjust

(I think she says that? or something like that)

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Teammates: We would win if our Sym wasn’t so useless

Symmetra: If everyone performs their function, victory is assured.

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Teammates: Report Sym she sucks
Symmetra: Chuckles …Good fortune.

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Teammates: Sym are you autistic?
Symmetra: Precisely

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wHEEZE
this is beautiful

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Can I choose other quotes, not only voice lines?

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Yes!

20 characters…

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I usually say “am I supposed to be impressed” no matter the circumstances :woman_shrugging:t3::woman_shrugging:t3:

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She’s perfect for Skin Contests.

Someone trying to troll?
“I don’t think so!” Microwaves

Someone seems overly confident in their skin choice and emotes?
“Am I supposed to be impressed?” Microwaves

Someone thinks they’re about to win?
“How unsightly!” Orb

Widowmaker rolls up in Cote d’Azure?
“What a frightening thot!” Obliterate

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teammate Mercy: “I could use some time off”
“I don’t think so”

pocket is needed

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Thank you for the award friend widowmaker
Edit:
“KYS Symmetra”
“Death Is An Illusion”

“Symmetra, your a noob”
“Know your place”

“Symmetra, your nothing”
“I made you something”

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Please, make a business out of this.
Proceeds to beg you to make more

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Oh, trust me. There will certainly be several more versions. THIS THREAD WON’T DIE.

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I edited one of my replies with ideas.

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Me likey likey. 20 ch