It’s always “FORCED LOSSES” this and “ALWAYS A TANK DIFF” that… Every single player, what fools…
They do not realize that it was ALL ME!
That’s right, I’M the one throwing your games. I WAS the Lifeweaver that pulled you off the map. I WAS the Reinhardt that dropped his shield as the enemy Rein ulted. I was there EACH and EVERY TIME!
YOU ALL DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE POWER I HOLD ON YOUR EXPERIENCE. You know that 1.7 million-player dip that OW2 had over the last month…? THAT WAS BECAUSE MY WIFI WENT OUT and ALL OF THE ROUTERS WERE SOLD OUT.
They were in high demand. You know why? Because I AM THE ONE BREAKING YOUR ROUTER SO YOU DISCONNECT!
Overwatch players do not understand my omnipotence over the Overwatch Servers. You try to report me? I will use my millions of accounts to FLOOD Blizz HQ and make AARON KELLER PERSONALLY ban you.
I am above the law. I am above wealth. I AM HOLDING THIS GAME HOSTAGE. Why is that, you may ask?
Because I delight in your misery.
Thank you for reading 
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Oh, It makes me feel so good that I make you happy!
(wait I am doing this wrong… right?)
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I’m the Rein with no shield
I’m the Moira who won’t heal
I’m the Mei who walls her team
I play D.Va into beams
I think Widow’s pretty hot
But I’m missing every shot
I’m the Doom who solo-dives
When it’s just me vs five
And it’s so easy being awful
This is the play you see
The devs all oughta hire me
I do it all because I’m awful
And since I can play for free
I’m making all the alt accounts I need
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I mostly play paladins but when i want to chill and or possibly troll i just hop on overwatch. It’s really quite funny just how much ow players get tilted.
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We need more posts like this on here lel
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About 90% of this is fact.
God…what happened to this game?
Like Flats says, everyone can see when the tank is bad, but when there’s Zen in backline missing every shot, nobody sees that.
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Reported for gameplay sabotage.
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My god… It was you! You were the Mei that kept walling off our spawn!
You MONSTER!
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I was. It was hilarious watching you all struggle and seeing the enemy slowly climb ahead due to our team showing up just a LITTLE bit later.
I was also both of your supports, playing Zenyatta and Lucio specifically so you wouldn’t get healed.
In fact, I am throwing 20 different games as I write this, playing Doomfist and Genji into hardcounters, and 1v1ing the backline as Lucio.
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Don’t let other people throw your games. Take command. Throw your own games. You control your fate.
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Jokes on you, I’m into that!
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you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain…
My god, will your tyranny ever cease?!
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I read that title in a power hungry warlock voice.
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Very surprised angry face(!!!)
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So it WAS you after all.
Watch your back.
There’s a Sombra hunting you down.
I already do that when I try to play Reaper
Sadge
