Somehwere, in the wide wild deep dark

… a mod or Blizzard employee reads your posts. They are just waiting for the right moment to show themselves, trust. We’ve got at least one guy who can manually close posts, as well as a bot, who is… well, it’s no Echo, but at least no Symmetra Sentry either.

Every post has a slim chance to be read by an official guy here, and boy must they be done with us. I’m pretty sure we’ve gotten to the point where some people (no names here) just make them go “Ugh, this guy again?”, then they read the posts and notice the therapists were right.
You’d have to read all sorts of weird stuff, like those weird threads from 2022, then be expected to clock off and go to sleep. We are like one of those funky underground communities below Berlin, except we’re just boring and uncool. I wonder what else the mods are doing. No way this is a real job, being a mod. And why not show themselves? I mean… they’ve seen it all. They are one of us. Do not resist our molding embrace.

I like to think someone has asked someone else why I am allowed to exist here with this dumb name

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Yours is nothing compared to ussy69420 though. The fact that it flew under the radar for months is quite telling to say the least. Wonder where they are. Probably made it far, far from us at least.

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Yeah, I feel bad for the moderators whenever they have to deal with my reported posts. On one hand, I did not break any rules, on the other, I keep calling TrihardFist a beta.

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Its an interesting thought, that our posts are actually read by the Devs. Do they read our posts on their breaks? On their days off? Maybe theres short meetings featuring snippets of very active threads?

It really makes you ponder what happens behind-the-scenes…

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They don’t care, legitimately they just don’t. It’s just a job to them.