Smurfs Explained

To everyone who can’t comprehend how smurfing exists, or is a rampant problem in bronze/silver - because: “They will gain much more SR if they are good and they will go up to their intended rank quickly.” Let me… let you in on a little trade secret.

Play bad.

There you go. There you have it. All a smurf has to do is buy a brand new account, and play like they’re half brain dead. Freeze people but don’t finish them off. Purposefully die but make it ‘look’ like you were trying. Play with bad positioning. Tank your accuracy on purpose by hitting walls and the ground. Throw your shots (But get a few kills to really be a team player.

Boom! You’re a GM in bronze :slight_smile:

Now what? Well, you can play really well until about 1900! Then you want to start playing like a bronze again. Hoo boy… you SHOULD be winning these games and you aren’t - so, you’re going to take MASSIVE SR hits at this rank. You’re going to start losing 40-50 SR a game until you’re back in bronze.

Now: ROFLSTOMP those bronze newbs again until 1900 and rinse repeat.

So for everyone who says smurfs will climb:

…I don’t think you understand how smurfs -work-.

EDIT: Now add in the fact most silver and bronze players are SO used to constantly losing they don’t bother to report anyone because they’re already waiting for 5+ minutes a game only to get faced off against a team full of smurfs. So the smurfs never get reported. Even when they are reported, it’s not being handled.

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According to the forums. The 0.1% of GM player base is in 90% of bronze and silver games…

The things silver and bronze players call a smurf is also hilarious…
People yell at me that i’m a smurf in plat games (although my main account is in plat also) so if they can’t tell the difference i can’t even imagine how dumb the lower ranks must be…

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Having many accs is not reportable offense.

According to the forums. The 0.1% of GM player base is in 90% of bronze and silver games…
The things silver and bronze players call a smurf is also hilarious…
People yell at me that i’m a smurf in plat games (although my main account is in plat also) so if they can’t tell the difference i can’t even imagine how dumb the lower ranks must be…

To be fair, there are smurf in the lower tiers. I even seen players I know from a higher tiers lol

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Not reportable at all.

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I find it hard to believe gm would smurf in bronze/silver, even if they intentionally deranking, it would be really hard to play like you have a blindfold on.

One example of gm trying to throw his placement match is fitzy, he literally has to look up the sky to shoot nowhere, but somehow placed in silver.

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I’ve gotten a lot of Silver players in my games because matchmaking in SA is terrible at night.

Almost every single one of them deserved to be in Silver, if not Bronze. You’d think that by playing with great players so often they’d eventually learn a thing or two.

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99% of those smurfs you see are plats/golds lying about being gm.
A gm doesn’t need to derank lower than masters to dominate games, some are diamond if they want to play with their plat friends. The chances you actually find a real gm doing a bronze to gm challenge are very low. The idea that the top 1% are ruining your silver games is laughable.

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This is pretty true. Out of couple hundred smurfs i know in bronze less than a dozen are masters+. The vast majority of them are under diamond. Or they are diamond tank gold dps ect.

Low rank players really cant comprehend how much better actually good players are so they think anything above gold looks like masters+ smurfs in their games.

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It’s not gm smurfs that are screwing up high bronze low silver. It’s platish diamond retards who run road to bronze lobbies on a regular basis for boosting purposes. THEY are the problem.

Blame the 2500-3000 crowd for wrecking 1500 games.

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I agree with you. I have several accounts I reached diamond and when I play a low account I Suddenly see someone is killing my whole team. I switch to dps and just find out it is a plat or diamond.

The lowest a GM could suffer is plat, unless they are boosting for money. The difference between a GM and M is so high, you will become crazy playing a gold game. A M will carry so hard a plat game. And ofc there are booster GM, but it should be so low.

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tbh, GM to diamond level can rekt bronze equally hard. Bronze player might not able to tell their rank difference.

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Uh… no. Smurfs don’t play a normal game. They play to amuse themselves. They spawn camp, they do weird flanks, they do trick shots on Hanzo and Widow… and they ignore the objective, and often disappear or at least suffer a sudden inability to hit anything in the last moments of the match so that despite everything they did they still lose the match.

You can’t learn mechanical skill by dying to mechanical skill, and if you try to imitate the playstyle and positioning of smurfs you’ll be teaching yourself absolutely terrible habits.

A lot of smurfs are also ridiculously easy to kill in ways they never would be if they were playing seriously… you can walk right up behind them and headshot them, for example, because y’know, they’re drinking or smoking with the music cranked up to 11. Not all of them do this of course, and you won’t really know until you try, but quite a few of them are utterly unresponsive to sound cues. If you learn from that… well… yeah, that could go badly in the future if you expect it to work regularly.

Never mind that most low rank players don’t even know when they are playing with or against a smurf. There’s a lot of people thinking they are carrying when a smurf carries them, or thinking their team is bad when a smurf is tearing them apart.

Well. I can’t blame them, I didn’t start recognizing who the smurfs were until I started taking notes on the ‘road to bronze’ type thrower groups and paying a lot of attention to the problem. It has done a lot for my game awareness, anyway.

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No, smurfs / trolls / throwers are pathetic Gold / Plat / Diamond people who think they should be GM, but can’t handle the climb, so they get an alternate account to feel better about themselves by destroying bronzies.

Some people who derank do so to play with friends. They’re usually not jerks, but they don’t need to go to bronze to play with their friends, because 1500 Silvers can group with their friends even if they’re <500. However, grouping with bronze people when you belong in Gold+ still damages the fairness of bronze games, so it still should be reported.

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funny enough i have tried that, unintentionally when i was visiting my parents i had to play on an old pc getting max 50 fps, a blurry monitor and a mouse with a real ball inside, and i played heroes i don’t usually play

guess what i still placed mid gold as a plat back then

you say it like that but playing bad isn’t as easy as you make it out

I wouldn’t expect lower ranks to have have IQ

If it’s called lower ranks I guess every other tactic, mentality or method from these ranks are low enough to not understand the game.

Didnt know IQ had correlation in a game where you know reflexes and mechanical skill are important too.

People dont realize how hard it is to coordinate 6 people to work together. BTW you just wrote have have together. I am sure you scored a 50 on the wonderlic right?

It is easy to get over ranked just doing your placements. You have to throw REALLY hard to get placed sub 1700. This is why gold and high silver are filled with people that should be more like 1200.

I one tricked mercy for my placements back in season 3 and got placed into plat. I then proceeded to lose 1000 SR.

Standards change. Plat level play of season 8 is probably low silver at best today.

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“IQ correlation to the game”

If you play overwatch without using your brain then I would not expect you to go farer than bronze

Oh yeah have have you noticed that I’ve spelt two identical words by mistake and now I look like I have low IQ, sad news for me, maybe you’re right… We don’t need IQ for the game, but we only need for overwatch forums to ensure we spell everything correctly as it should be.

yeah that’s what i said, you don’t just make a new account and “play bad” and then you get bronze

it takes effort

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Deranking is bad. Yes.

This is a laughable claim. Seriously.

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