Sigma's Buttocks

It’s too small. Please buff

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I wish they would give him a skin where he’s just in a Speedo.

He’s a greek daddy after all :hot_face::heart_eyes:

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he is kind of proportionally awkward. seems like his upper torso is way bigger than his lower

maybe because he usually floats and never uses his legs :man_shrugging:

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That one highlight intro just makes his stomach look super tiny

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Honestly, pretty much of the guys besides Genji are in dire need of butt lifts.

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We can buff genjis butt also to cause power creep
:eye::lips::eye:

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Especially roadhog. Let’s be honest.

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Ew!

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Bonk! go to horny jail.

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we need a man with an absolute dump truck of a dumpy in OW. i mean if you squint your eyes and look at tracer she sorta looks like one, but the illusion is instantly ruined as soon as she talks. blizzard, you are all about being inclusive, but where is the inclusion of men with absolute AWOOOGAA AWOOOGA sized cheeks that might make me act up in the club.

that came from the bottom of me heart :pleading_face:

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I most certainly will not.

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true

So what you’re trying to say is double genjis cheeks size?

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Come now, the entire male cast needs a speedo skin.

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Let’s hope genji or baptiste get one first though :pray:

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I think it would balance him out
though it would be an indirect nerf to bon gos

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Sigma’s butt talks? What does it say?

“Approaching escape velocity. Hold it together!” ??

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My fantasy involves me in the middle of Sigma, Mcree, Soldier, Baptise, and Hanzo surrounding me while in speedos :hot_face::hot_face::hot_face:

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he’s dutch

8 characters required

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He skips leg day only because it’s no longer a necessity.

I assume he gotta flabby pancake booty too from the disuse.

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Agreed. Thanks Shia :slight_smile:

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