Share some bad Overwatch jokes here!

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Why can’t Lucio make a good pot of Borscht?
Because he keeps dropping the beets.

How can you tell Mercy is a natural blonde?
Heroes never dye.

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What do you call a deer that looks like Reinhardt?
A Reindeer

EDIT: I can’t tell if this joke was so bad no one like it, or if it was so good it didn’t count as a bad joke

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My SR.

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Ana once told Pharah not to play with a toy rifle when she was little because she might shoot her eye out.

Ironic, huh?

(That’s from HotS)

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Symmetra beeing meta

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Im overwatching this thread for some punny jokes.

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Why is Symmetra still a “Support” hero?
Because Overwatch team is already busy with Overwatch League.

What? He said share some bad jokes!

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one tricks!
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What kind of car does Dr. Ziegler drive?

A Mercy-des Benz!

Cheers,
-PyroPanda

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This is officially my favorite one so far XD

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I have the feeling some of these jokes will cause people to go Mei-day! :stuck_out_tongue:
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:unamused:
Yeah, that is definitely a bad one (and an important reason to have a face-palm emoji).

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What’s Hanzo’s favorite game to play on family night?

Scattergories. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Widowmaker: I’m pushing the payload

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Symmetra is a viable 2nd healer.

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That clutch burst heals when shield gen is put down during a team fight.

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Why was Lucio fired from Whole Foods? :frog:
Because he kept dropping the beets! :musical_note:

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wanna hear a joke huh…sure I’ve got one.

Mercy’s current ult

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Why did Tracer open a Greek Deli?

Because the world could always use more Gyros…

I’ll see myself out, thanks.

Why is the Playstation 1 Hanzo’s favorite console?

He’s quite the fan of simple geometry.

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Why is Widowmaker blue?

Because she was kidnapped by bunch of smurfs … and then ehh… She started smurfing aswell.

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Mei doesn’t like to fight and tries not to cryo-ver it.

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