I bought a mercy keychain and I put it on my school bag. Today, the unthinkable happened… Somebody yeeted (that’s what they screamed during the crime) my school bag and Mercy broke… I have her head and her wings but not her legs.
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And what do we learn from that? Don’t go to school.
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What was it made of??
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Yes, the others became……viable…
Spoooookyyyyy
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Plastic? I don’t know she’s decapitated now… so it doesn’t matter
It might be a little grim, but I think the keychain still looks alright with just the head.
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What? 
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Yeah, what the heck. The past tense of yeet is yote.
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If I was your mother the yeeter would be very sorry for the destruction they have wrought. 
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School is gross. Chewed gum everywhere.
When I was reading it my initial thought was it’d be something stronger like rubber. Don’t worry, it was a weak Mercy. A stronger Mercy will be reborn from the shards and arise to defend your backpack.
(Seeing the image I totally understand now, that shape is a recipe for disaster)
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Super glue is your friend. Learn from Angela, learn surgery!
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NEW LORE: Mercy’s revolutionary healing technology is based on super glue.
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Sorry to hear that OP
Why in the world did someone just toss your entire bag anyway??
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It’s like open-heart surgery! Save Mercy! Buy a pack of super glue!
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High school is a land of yeet or be yeeted.
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School sure has changed since I graduated it seems lol
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I never felt older than before now and I’m not even 30
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