R E A L I S M! (It’s good stuff trust me)

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How does a guy plugging his ears together cause a remote tire to climb walls? Is it some kind of 3rd world ritual I’m not familiar with? Also how has road hogs liver not collapse yet? He is clear an extreme alcoholic. Also how come my friends shoot bullets straight through my head and hit the other dudes? Does that mean that if I can visualize my foes and accept their ideologies, becoming friends with them I am now immune to anithing in game? Also how does torn not get 4th degree burns from molten core? In fact, where do all those ammo clips and shotguns come from? Is junk rat partially suicidal? Is Pharas suit attached to a powerbank? Where does the fuel come from? Is it even fuel? Why doesn’t Mccre get a watch? How does using helix rockets not break soldiers wrists? Where do the arrows come from? Did he make a deal with the devil? Why can a dude with skates walk on walls forever? Why does a punch from a gorilla do as much damage as a 19 year old girl pistol whipping? Why did I make this thread? Why are you still reading it Sam (1/10 chance your name is Sam) why haven’t you liked it yet?

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You played me like a damm fiddle mate!
But I kind of hate you know, you just reminded me that I still haven’t finished that game. Mission 16 makes me want to helix myself…

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I think we all know the answer to this.:wink:

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“Deep deep into the caves…”

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Why can you shoot and punch thin air and kill people?

So many questions.

P.S. The hit boxes in this game are disgusting.

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Also that reminds me, we should talk about torbs unhealthy relationship with inanimate objects.
Ps: they fixed it. It worked that way because torbs brain cells would extend outside his head.

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I also got a question for you OP: where are your paragraphs?

i kid i kid

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in the bottom of hanzo’s quiver (oh wait).

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Junkrat is a suicide bomber confirmed.

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Also how does genji excrete and reproduce :hatched_chick::honeybee:

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Yeah I know I’m asking in behalf of science (and mercy)

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I bet she knows :sweat_smile:

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On a slight subject of realism, D.Va’s selfie highlight would be funny if the mech explosion knocked her over instead.

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Also why does nobody heal reaper with his sore throat?
They all claim to be master healers but none of them seem to have the skills to do that. My old man used to pour some beer into my brothers throat when he was sore throated. It worked like a charm (surprisingly)…
Is my old man hero 29?!

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Why can Mercy bring the dead back to life after being shot up and crushed but she can’t fix missing limbs?

She’s evil, I tell ya!

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Hogdrogen isn’t alcoholic. Stopped reading for inaccuracy

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Oh please, you have no idea what that stuff is and besides…

His liver looks more explosive than the satanic tire.

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My dearest companion, we have a wiki page for it.