Please, sir, i’ll heal you, stand still for a while, will you? Yes, I know it hurts, but please, try to remain here for a while. I will not be able to heal you if you keep moving in the backline, sir.
Ah yes, your teammates might spend 90% of the match catching grenades with their face but the second you try and land a healing dart/grenade/orb/etc. they all turn into freaking Neo on 100 cups of coffee.
You are in COVER, stop juking my heals!
tell me you’re posting about genji without saying gengi
The man can’t really stay still even if he’s behind cover
“I need healing! (critical)” dance emotes in enemy spawn
But if I stand still the sniper from 12 miles away hiding behind 3 buildings and barely peeking through a window will take me out in 1 shot!
Just reading this made me think of Comfortably Numb.
Which is accurate, when playing support some games.
Hello? (Hello, hello, hello)
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone home?
Come on (Come on, come on), now
I hear you’re feeling down
Well, I can ease your pain
And get you on your feet again
Relax (Relax, relax, relax)
I’ll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?
Ayanga alt?
I really need to get into that vibe, thanks for making me remember pink floyd
Heavily inspired