Hammond has taught me a couple of things.
See, normally, I play Sombra. Or a support. Or Symmetra. Some variation of a squishy hero. I would sometimes pick Orisa, just because a tank was probably needed and it was the only one I didn’t completely suck at / not like.
But now I play Hammond. He’s fun. Very fun. I enjoy diving everything, I don’t care if I end up feeding or not. It’s just fun to smash into people and piledrive them and drop mines from above THEN piledrive them so they land in them. It’s fun, he’s fun, and I’m having tons of fun playing him. FUN.
Moving on…
So what did I learn?
I learned why some people complain about the things that they complain about. I used to get it, like “yeah man, that sounds like it sucks, yup. /nod” I was always a squishy hero. The things they complained about would hit me once or twice and I’d be dead anyway.
BUT NOW. I’m Wrecking Ball. Hammond. Whatever.
There are things that I get now.
Lots of beating around the bush. Sorry. Rambling. I think I had too much caffeine, sugar, and fun playing Hammond. Has me going on over nothing.
Stuff I get:
Hanzo really does melt tanks. Melts em. MELTS. Before I’d play squishy people and be like “Hanzo and his OHK stuff is CRAP”, which I still think is the case, but now I’m a tank, and I die so fast I don’t even know what happened, and almost every time there’s a Storm Arrow icon next to my name. Pew pew pew pew pew pew dead. If I see a Reaper I roll out and usually live. If I see a Hanzo my best bet is to try and play wildly around him and pray he’s bad.
Stuns suck. Stuns suck a lot. Reinhardt. Man. Dude. Guy. I get it. Get. It. I’ve been stunned. Frozen. Knocked around. (I see the irony of that bit, considering I’m playing Wrecking Ball) Trapped. Slept more times than I can count. Hacked (albeit not super often. Sombra, who plays her? Psh.). Usually, it’s a combination of all of it together. I have definitely eaten 4 CCs back to back and been totally annihilated. I have also been frozen, double ice picked, frozen, double ice picked, frozen, double ice picked, in that order until I eventually died and there was nothing I could do about it. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Dead. I’ve been shield bashed, flashbanged, and Halt!ed all at once. No chance!
So tanks. Tanks that still tank. I get it now. I get it and I can’t believe you guys haven’t straight up thrown in the towel. The fact that you deal with this junk on a regular basis is admirable. It’s also crazy. You’re crazy. Crazy in the braincase.
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How is it totally okay to take a big steaming CC dump on people to the point where all of their extra health and armor doesn’t mean diddly? At least if Sombra hacks me I can shoot people and move, so it doesn’t feel too super awful. Every hard stun is like “SHIELD SHIELD SHIELD SHIELD AND ROLL AND ROLL ROLL AND HOPE I GET OUT” while going “WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP” like Curly from the Stooges. Or Zoidberg.
ANYWAY. I’m going back to playing Wrecking Ball!