Patch Notes? Notes of a patchness kind of sort?

Aren’t we like under 24 hours away from S11?

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i’ll save you the anticipation and just tell you whatever they are you’re definitely gonna be disappointed

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The patchiest of notes!
Beware! They might attempt to lead you to treasure only to boot you down a cliff.

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Last time they released notes with update same time.
But I agree they need to release 1 day before.

I’m prepared for the worst but I’ll still probably be shocked.

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I was kinda hoping we might get them the day before, they have done it once or twice before.

Oh well, probably still going to be disappointed anyway so :man_shrugging:

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100% real patchnotes:

Moiras fade can now be used while in flux and grav

Moiras health has been increased to 400hp

real I swear

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I hope he shows up in Shadows of the Erdtree. The best part of any Souls game is finding Patches and killing him.

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haha it would be a crime if he didnt

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Moira

  • Fade can now be used during flux and grav
  • 250hp → 400hp

Sombra

  • Passive - always invisible, even to own teammates, can only be seen in Hero Gallery
  • Hack range increase to 85m

Hog

  • 800hp → 2600hp
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Wish I could like your comment twice

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probably a nerf to hanzo. i heard he killed a mercy player yesterday during rez and this should not happen.

I’m preparing for Sombra nerfs :woozy_face:

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only 3 constants in life. death. taxes. “where my patch notes” posts

edit, 4 things

feet stuff

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they probably wont nerf her since her wr is so bad but im hoping for another rework

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If they were planning anything as major as that they’d have gave one of their usual one-sentence statements about it in one of the pre-release things they’ve done.

They rarely release patch notes early. Expect them shortly after season starts.

Hey, the new Sombra skin has Sombra toes, so you got what you asked for… Now where are my patch notes?

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yeah, i just mean eventually, if they will ever accept that it’s a failed rework… but every flopped new character is still in the approximate same state after a year so

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Dev comment: We’re aware of Symmetra’s current struggle against OW2’s pace. So we decided to tweak her a little for a better frontline presence.

Symmetra: Health reduced to 1 HP.

Turrets now break upon use.

Teleporter has a 25 sec cd BUT can no longer be used by Symmetra nor her teammates.

Beam range reduced to 2 meters and the damage ramp up has been changed to 5>10>15. :heart:

Photon Barrier now has 10 HP.

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