look super serious…
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Yup
SYMMETRA
Developer Comment: It turns out there was a setting on Sentry Turrets that let’s them immediately target enemies when thrown! Symmetra estimates this change increases their efficiency by 32.33%…repeating, of course!
Sentry Turret
- Turrets can now target enemies while in-flight
- Turrets have 60% damage resistance before sticking to terrain
This is actually kind of good?
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I unironically want some of these in the actual game.
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5 extra ammo is nothing to 100.
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Minefield
- Mines slowly move toward nearby enemies
Oh gawd NoOoOooO!
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“Please don’t use this offensively”
This is funnier than I was expecting.
Hope they don’t revert (:
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Junkrat
Dev Comment: Junkrat was a bit careless when packing his grenades so now they spill out of his pockets whenever he knocks himself back.
- Total Mayhem
- Drop grenades when launching yourself with Concussion Mine
Junkrat losing his marbles awhile in the air 
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Zenyatta: Kicking and Screaming while a mine chases him
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GENJI
Developer Comment: Spamming a voice line for healing finally does something after everyone else has tuned you out!
- Sometimes Genji heals himself when requesting healing
i need healing i require healing i need healing i require healing
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I won’t get a chance to play until later tonight but that echo change looks nice.
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the joke notes tells us that they KNOW what the balance issues are
useless turrets, mercy’s mag size…
they are either just taking a piss at the playerbase or lowkey telling us they are working on it
Some of these might be previews of future changes. Had a few items go live from prior April Fools patches.
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More like they are aware of common complaints and are targeting them in their “joke patch notes”
Acknowledging what people saying isn’t the same thing as acknowledging they think it’s an issue
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Ashe is by far the most busted
Reins charge gives him flight…
I’m so happy I could just cry
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Reaper can move during shadow step.
Proof they CAN make the game better. They just refuse to do so.
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*looks at date
Yep, this checks out.
Well it’s time to crack open a few cold ones and see how fun Rein is in this patch 
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I don’t think this is signaling much of anything at all. This just seems like a good joke, don’t think they are trying to antagonize anyone or hint at anything.
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