Just make a joke that’ll probably make someone cringe.
What do you call Doomfist when he becomes a rock?
Doomschist.
Once tracer asked zen if she had something in her eye.
Zen replied; “yes, it’s in the iris.”
Oh gosh no, please… Have Mercy.
Wrestle with Jeff; prepare for death. It is cringe because it is an old meme and I can make it even more cringe by explaining the joke which is exactly what I am doing. It is even worse if you consider that by breaking the fourth wall, I actually believe myself to be witty. If you did not cringe, do yourself a favor and please cringe.
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Hi doing! I’m Mercy. 
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Did you hear about when Road hog won the pickle eating contest?
He’s kind of a big Dill.
Did you hear about the new POTG? I heard that the player who did it was Pharah way.
What sets off Widow makers traps? I mean they’re always so triggered.
Are you a Pharah without a pocket healer? Because I’ve got you in my sights.
Why did they send Widowmaker to assassinate Mondatta?
She was the most Talon-ted.
Hey!Are you sick? Then go to the Pharmercy!
Oh no he’s hurt! This is an Emergency
“And as I was saying to the Discord, ‘Tracer? I barely know her!’”
“You’re getting paid to do this commission Heals. You should be more serious.”
“Wait a minute then…”
“Hmm?”
“I’m I ‘Getting Paid To Do This Commission Heals’, or am I ‘More Serious’?”
“…”
“You really need to think these things through you know.”
“I’m done talking to you.”
“…
HI DONE TALKING T-”
Aaaaanndd that’s the end of my story. Hope you cringed. I’ll be here all week. Trapped in the void. Waiting for skins.
Bye.