Overwatch Heroes Squirrels in my pants Tier List!

First thing I just wanna say this post is a celebration of me reaching officially not having a life!

And for the celebration I wanted to make this thread! Now my old Hero simp ratings was deleted sadly so I improvised and said squirrels in my pants instead! I wanna make a tier list since last time was more all over the place and just saying random simp ratings.
I really want to finish the tier list with all heroes so when it’s finished I’ll go make a tier list on ze tier list website. So Anyway who do you think is the biggest simp in overwatch? Put who you think should be at the top and at the bottom!
(mega simp lists) Orisa
A : BOB - ASHE SIMP!
B : McCree, Mei, Genji/Mercy, Lucio/D.VA
C : Zarya
D : Roadhog
E : Torb, how else would he get a wife?
F : Junkrat, Ashe, Bap, Hanzo
E : Echo, E is for Echo. And she’s a robot.
non-simps: bastion, brig, doomfist
I’ll edit in your responses :slight_smile:

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Bob should be in A tier.

  • Always comes running when ashe calls his name
  • Always does whatever she says
  • Never thinks nor speaks for himself
  • Is always tormented by ashe (She used him as target practice in her highlight intro ffs) yet he always sticks by her side
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No BOB is never a simp because Ashe is just simply holding his dad hostage. BOB could never simp he’s the perfect omnic but I’ll put him in A tier.

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Yeah, I think I might pick Bob too…are we sure this isn’t a gimp list?

Bro he wears a fedora, that’s something only simps wear

No this is a gimp and simp list.

I’m gonna get some chips and enjoy this lol.

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Well then I’ll add Roadhog as well. :slight_smile:

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Bastione simping for ganyemede? Also I think Junkrat should be put as non-simps.

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Well of course, Junkrat is Roadhog’s superior.

No…just no.

Awww yea you know it.

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And you can put Brig as a non-simp as well, lol.

Yea but brig simp for reinhardt?

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NOOOO. Reinhardt is like a father to her.

Also is bap a simp? Ashe should be a kinda simp.

I don’t see it.

Don’t see it with her either. And who would she be simping too. And she already has her own!

Mccree, your welcome fanfics.

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Nope. McCree is also hers, along with Bob; they both have the ball-gag strapped in tight. :wink:

Oh no, let’s move on. D.VA and Doomfist (going alphabetically).

I think D.VA giving Lucio her signature is simpy as frick. So we’ll give her some simp points. Doomfist just hates everyone.

That we can agree on. But where do you rank McCree?

McCree is definitely a simp, he defends Dr. Liao and saves Echo later.