It’s literally impossible to win one even by accident. This is proof positive that it’s ALWAYS t500 gods on one team, b500 players on the other.
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I’m sorry to hear that you had this experience
Hopefully things improve
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“Over 500 games and ZERO wins”
:AnakinSkywalker: “LIAR”
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How many years have you been at it with these threads 
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How many years has Blizzard’s matchmaker been giving me completely lopsided matches?
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I think your wireless mouse lost batteries.
According to overbuff you actually have a lot of wins thoough 76% on comp
1,800 wins on quickplay.
So its probably a troll post
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Wasn’t talking about either of those. Also that 76% is absolutely not correct. I haven’t won a placement match in comp in years.
It’s so obvious that you’re lying that I feel a little dumb for even pointing it out.
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No he’s telling the truth, it’s literally impossible to win.
100% of players have 100% lossrate. Nobody is allowed to win. All 12 players see “defeat” after literally every match. This is how the game was programmed…
in OPs world 
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I love how people put words in my mouth. I never said that at all.
It’s so obvious that you’re lying
Am not. Streamed most of the games. Can post as many codes as you like.
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just go torb, throw turret, and screw around, youre bound to win some
On no planet however, do I believe you played 500 matches, if each was 10 minutes average, that’s 5,000 minutes or 83 straight hours and you got a 500 loss-streak
We are making humor out of your topic because it’s hilariously ridiculous claim, that’s all
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Whenever I talk about matchmaking being broken I usually say something along the lines of “I know I’m not the best, but I’m confident I’m not literally the worst player and the matchmaker just can’t find a balanced match for me”.
but I’m pretty sure you might actually be the worst player.
Or you’re trolling. Probably that one, but I like my explanation better.
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I don’t think they count placements toward that. So… they matter even less.
maybe this will help you just win one… gotta believe
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Sure whatever you say 
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Clearly. If only I could get a match vs. bronze players instead of Diamond and above players.
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Man you’re the only thing consistent with this game besides the toxicity. Keep going bud you’ll get that W
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Try binding your primary fire on left click
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Bro how do you have the determination to post these I swear to god you’ve been doing this for years 
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Bro how do you have the determination to post these I swear to god you’ve been doing this for years
I don’t think it’s unreasonable to ask for fair matches. I won’t give up until I get one.
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