Orisa vs. Orisa most boring thing that ever happened!

I never normally play orisa. In fact, outside of MH I don’t think I have ever gone orisa - maybe once at the start to try her.

Anyway, tonight the other team went orisa and had really good supports so I decided, what the heck, and went orisa. I think I lost about 1/3 of my brain mass during that game, and maybe 1/2 my hearing.

IT WAS THE MOST BORING THING I HAVE EVER DONE IN A COMPUTER GAME IN 40 YEARS OF PLAYING!!!

We even won even though I never played her before.

My last game before typing this was rialto and they went orisa and had good supports again so she was unkillable so I went orisa again.

I LOST ANOTHER 1/3 OF MY BRAIN!!

Orisa gameplay is so mind-numbing it’s ridiculous. Who could ever have designed such a stupid hero that is unkillable with the right supports, and where the game has choke-points that are very hard to get around to kill the said supports.

For example, we spend 3:30 under the overpass at 3rd point Rialto. Supports hung out in the back and they even switched pharah but I could take on pharah with orisa and her unlimited range so our supports were safely tucked away, and their supports hid round the corner. So the other orisa and I just traded punches for 3:30. She died a few times, I didn’t die at all. But each fight was sooooo tedious and the cart never moved.

Please blizz don’t make any more heroes like orisa that don’t die with support, and melt without them. It is zero fun to play.

Speak for yourself. I love battling the other centaur for dominance. It’s the highlight of my games.

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You discredit yourself by admitting to not being an Orisa main but also saying it’s your first time using her.

Did you give out critiques to the Grand Prix after your first time getting a driver’s license?

And to correct your hyperbole of Orisa mirror being the most boring thing, let me rewind the clock back to season 8.

Meta Mauga vs Meta Mauga

brrrttttrrrrrt vs brrrrrrttttrrrrt

At least Orisa has more variations and things to do in her matchups against tanks or mirror match up.

  1. Orisa is alright and mid at best among the tanks.

  2. You don’t have to play the tank you don’t enjoy playing.

Only exception to that rule is if that tank is meta, a hard counter, or best for the map you are on.

Plenty of tank choices can beat Orisa. Devs didn’t force you to pick her. That’s a YOU problem.

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I’ve both had games and seen clips where the Maugas just stood there holding both mouse buttons down and nothing happened.

Pretty similar to orisa. You just hit your first CD, get healed, hit your 2nd CD, get healed, throw your javelin, restart.

It is soooo boring. And certainly not the level of skill that should get the value it does. Braindead high value. Bad hero design.

You say that like Hog wasn’t the king of not dying before this recent change.

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Hog was easy to counter if your team played along - just go ana+zen and add orisa and bastion or soldier and hog would get no value. There was also kiri and even lw pulling his hooks. So many counters to hog in this game it’s a joke. He may have lived too long but getting value with him was way harder than orisa.

You’re funny! Wait…you’re not joking? Do team mates actually work with you in your games? Because mine are either not in chat and complain about everything after the fact, or if they are in voice chat, all they do is chat with people in the background and ignore their team chatter or just whine and moan about everything.

And god help you if you try to give them actual comms that aren’t just boosting their egos.

Mauga vs Mauga is more boring

are you an orisa main?

Would rather play 8 seasons of mauga v mauga than another season of orisa v orisa. Mauga uses his cardiac, go away for 5 seconds, come back and feast on him
Orisa just has to cycle her three cooldowns, which all technically do different things but functionally achieve the same purpose of saying “nuh uh” to whatever button you just pressed. Most boring gameplay of all time, like the tank version of mindless dps sitting back and shooting hitscan spam down a hallway (no need to aim anymore)

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DPS fail. I take her out in seconds.

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Most all mirror matchups are boring

IMO the issue with Orisa is the armor that she has that stacks with the damage mitigation from Fortif., Those two damage mitigations PLUS the healing from supports is what makes her unkillable.

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I’m a Zen/Orisa two trick.