Six arrows and all missed, new Hanzo replies with
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My Sleep dart never hits, says Ana
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My hack stops working for no reason, says the frustrated Sombra.
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“58 shots, 1 kill” says Widowmaker, toting her bronze objective kill medal as reason for existence.
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Holding primary is a win says some mins of my brig
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“Die die die” says Reaper…unless you have flashbang, hook, deflect, shield bash, boop, sound barrier, transcendence, barriers, bubbles, defense matrix, rally armor, burst damage, scatter arrow, one-hit headshots, rocket punch, ice wall, blink, recall, fade, wraith form, and fortify.
Yeah I’m sure this is completely fine to deal one tenth of Pharah’s barrage damage
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It’s hiiiiiigh noooo- uagh! says McCree.
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58 eliminations - says afk Moira
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I wish I was useful, said Ana
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“Helden sterben nicht!” says the Mercy who’s never on my team.
“Heroes Never Die” before everyone gets mowed down by a Tac Visor because Valk is more like a better amp it up ability.
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“Barrier is on you!”, says Zarya after her bubble went on a destroyed mech that 1 millisecond later disappeared and put one of the most valuable abilities on cooldown because Blizzard is too lazy to fix it.
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“I’m having fun!”, says any player before the enemy team has a Junkrat or Brigitte.
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“Nerf this” says DVa and Blizzard nodded positively…
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“It’s high noon”, said McCree. Little did he know it wasn’t high noon. He hears a cry in the distance
“NOT ON MY WATCH”, shout Soldier: 76, thinking he was funny because he used a voice line that actually made sense in that situation. He sent a right-click and this would be the end of McCree.
The missile slowly got to McCree, he tried to run, but it just became high noon, so he couldn’t move very quickly. He tried to cancel it, but it was too late. McCree presses enter and changes to match chat and gets ready to type.
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“Sorry sorry sorry” says the Mei that walls our team in the spawn at the start of the match…
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58? whew, I strive to be that good.
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Tick tock tick tock were gonna wiiiiiin says junkrat everytime the team is getting shredded in overtime
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“Teleporter online, I have opened the…”
“Here you go!”
Throws pulse bomb at it and blows up the teleporter
“The path is closed.” ;-;
He means one-punch is all he needs to escape the 10th fight that isn’t going in his favour.