One of the next 6 heroes needs to be a Twink

We have a grand total of TWO attractive male heroes. Roadhog and Lucio. All the others are either old, bald, missing most of their body, or robots, or all at once.

And don’t tel me Young Genji is attractive, I’m supposed to believe THAT was a Playboy?

McCree back when we saw him in Ana’s Origin story was one FINE piece of MHMM! But NO! Can’t get that skin, can only get the one where McCree thought mutton chops were making a comeback.

I thought Tracer was a Twink when I first saw her on the box art, I mean i was right about one thing but man was I bummed when I found out she was a chick.

Gimme more attractive males Blizz

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This is attractive

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I just don’t have a thing for Bald men

I sort of agree with you

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Daww I thought you were agreeing with me

Edit: Just on the fact we need more attractive males

Ok, how about this. He has hair

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I agree with you too except HOG IS NOT ATTRACTIVE

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That was mostly for a meme

Also, NiceGenji, I meant like long hair. Wavy locks are so attractive

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Well, you can pretend she’s secretly a guy, if that’s your thing. It does sound like you’re looking for a feminine character (maybe that’s what twink means in this context; I’m not that familiar with the term).

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Twinks are more so generally facial hairless men, late teens to early 20s, general physical attractiveness, etc

But their head has to be an exception?

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Doom is hot don’t get me wrong. But idk if I’d survive a night with him without a trip to the ER.

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This is about to be amazing

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Edited for clarity bb

You know that “twink” is a sexual term right?( and not a very healthy one). You can just say “slim” or “thin”.

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We have only 2 attractive ladies as well.

That is Omicist.

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Twink gets the point across better. Lucio mostly qualifies as one

HANA, I don’t see a donger on Zen or Bastion with which to please myself with

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Gabriel Reyes is the only one that matters

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He’s saying he wants a cute guy in his 20s. Dae-Hun, DVa’s mechanic, is probably the best fit for a new hero that fits the bill.

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I’d totally be down to get that fine piece of Asian meat

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