Oh my gosh guys I hate how much D.Va ruins my games

Anyone else thinks dva is overbuffed?

Just left click + shift + right click can easily kill a 250 health hero? Even mcree’s e + right click can’t be this stupid.

Although dva might not work very well in high ranks, but around 2200 it is a disaster. It’s too easy for dva to break shields and provide fire support, while having the ability of an assassin hero.

Besides, nearly all other heroes in overwatch has a damage-risk return to scale. E.g. doomfist and genji must dive deep into the enemies to deal damage, risking their own lives to get eliminations. Dva only have to stay somewhere that could be hardly reachable and can deal a great amount of damage, and sometimes even get a lot of unintended kills. When anyone try to get close to eliminate her, she could simply use concussion mine to run away, or even get an anti-kill, and if not, guess what, I have another fking mine. Which is just, brainless.

Also, personally speaking, her new highlight intro is disgusting.

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Pfff… if we are talking disgusting highlight intros then Junkrats is the only one that really disturbing to see…

Also she is not that hard to kill, just stun and freeze and delete same as with the hamster…

I would say the hamster is still superior to d.va.
But now at least she is just viable again rather then be a useless throw pick that cant do :poop:.

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Wait, what new highlight intro? I don’t see a new D.Va one in either “what’s new” or in her Hero Gallery.

Have you seen her damage falloff? She has to dive in just like doomfist and genji do but she is significantly easier to hit and demeka

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no, because she isn’t

???

so this is a troll

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This is either a troll, or this person somehow doesn’t know tha names of the heros

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Play rein and beat her up, or play mei and make her life miserable

D.va hits like a wet noodle. You cant call her an assassin

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Ez counter
If she’s alone (and based on the text it feels like she is) you can do the following things

Mccree stun
Sombra’s hack
Brig’s stun
Reinhardt’s pin (just don’t charge to oblivion, also make sure you actually pin her)
Hog’s hook
That should take care of her, save hook for when she’s getting away, so the cooldown resets and she looses her escape ability
Oh and if you play sombra and hard counter her, your team will still hate you so, :wink:

Just shoot the D.Va? Her critbox is massive and her mech melts like butter.

There’s nothing I hate as a healer main worse than a facetanking D.Va. If she’s in range to do to you what you describe, she’s very vulnerable.

The only complaint I can think of is if you’re going it alone and getting peeled by her, but the solution there is simple: stay with your team.

Actually, its pretty funny to see all these people who didn’t read

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Does no one notice that this post is a parody?
They’ve been making posts similar to this for other heroes as well.

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They got me, dang. I think I know the thread this is based on now

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As opposed to what? Rein holding W+M1? Besides, which heroes are you one tricking ?

This is why it’s so hilarious. I wanna mess with people without being offensive about it

I realised it was a parody almost immediately, mainly due to other posts having titles similar to yours.
This is exactly why people should read everything before commenting.