if ultimates callouts actually described what was happening…
Ana - go try to be useful!!!
Ashe - trying to get that POTG!!!
Baptiste - ignore this!!!
Bastion - nows your chance to kill me! (boooweeeeewoooo)
Brig - LEEEEFFFFTTTT CLIIIIICCCCCKKKKK
Dva - please please please please
Doomfist - Escaping!!!
Genji - Hope you have a stun!!!
Hanzo - ty zarya!!
Junkrat - hahahaha- wait whered it go? And why am I dead??
Lucio - sorry dva!
Mccree - RELOADING!
Mei - SNOWBALL…DO SOMETHING!!!
Mercy - WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Moira - DPSING!!!
Orisa - My hiding teammates are located here, here, here…
Pharah - JUSTICE RAINS FRO- AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
Reaper - DIE…DI-- *stun-AAARRRGGGHHH
Rein - dont ask me how this managed to hit you!
Roadhog - now is when you kill me!!
Soldier - why is this not doing anything!!!
Sombra - We have the objective!
Symmetra - wait you can just walk through this?!?!
Torb - I wish i still had lvl 3 turret!!!
Tracer - Aw shoot i missed!
Widow - Nobody actually heard me use this but it doesnt matter anyway!!!
Winston - im trying to get environmental kills!!!
Wrecking ball - not where i wanted them to go!!!
Zarya - incoming 6 ultimates!!!
Zen - im using this at the wrong time!!! (Also my specific callout for all the others)
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I play soldier more than anything prob 800 hours and i busted out laughing on that one
9 times out of 10 i use tac to force out a lucio or zen ult.
Moira’s in my case is like: " Team, please move forward with my ultimate. "
This is the funniest (and most true) thing I’ve read all day
this is the high quality content i signed up for on the forums
Now do it the their foreign language, so we know it’s the enemies ult.
I only speak Spanish…so I guess I can do sombra’s…ahem
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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K this is pretty accurate
I thought this was an ult post about characters calling out enemy ult or something lol
Baja:
Lucio - sorry dva
It’s hilarious when a Lucio tries his ult against dva bomb and dies anyways
Baja:
Mccree - REALOADING!
In my mind I heard Bill from Left 4 Dead saying this.
Oh god did I really misspell that that badly…
Felt like adding to the post for no apparent reason.
Here are my list of personal call-outs, and the ones I’ve heard from others so you can quickly make plans with your team about what to use, or to track what the enemy will/has/wants-to use(s).
Ana - “Nano”
Ashe - “Bob”
Baptiste - “Box/Square/Field”
Bastion - “Tank”
Brig - “Rally”
D.Va - “Bomb/Nuke”
Doomfist - “???”
Genji - “Blade”
Hanzo - “Dragon”
Junkrat - “Tire”
Lucio - “Beat”
McCree - “Noon???”
Mei - “Blizzard???”
Mercy - “Valk”
Moira - “???”
Orisa - “B0ngo” darn filter
Pharah - “Barrage???”
Reaper - “Blossom”
Rein - “Slam”
Roadhog - “???”
Soldier - “Visor”
Sombra - “EMP”
Symmetra - “Wall”
Torb - “Hot / Molten Load”
Tracer - “Bomb / Pulse”
Widow - “Sights”
Winston - “Primal”
Wrecking Ball - “Mines”
Zarya - “Grav”
Zen - “Transc”
I hope this was helpful for some of you!
My favorites ^. Very good list. Also, usually Transcendence is how I know my Zen got hit a few times. It’s his panic button.
Mostly accurate, though far too narrow in scope.
then its go time.
Alternate for Moira’s: “Wait, where are you going, don’t scatter now I can’t heal you all aaaaaaand you’re dead”
For Ana: "PLEASE DON’T FEEL PRESSURE TO GO HAM I WAS JUST SAVING YOUR LIFE D: "
For Sym: “Guys, they can’t shoot us if we stay on this side. Guys. This side. Plz. Why.”
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Like this one better than mine
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I’ve also heard Baptiste’s called “Window” and Rein’s “Shatter.” Doomfist is “Strike”, Moira’s is “Beam”, and Roadhog’s is (creatively) “Hog”.
