His purple spike is annoying to teammates and keeping us trapped in spawn. Please remove that ability from the game.
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“Safe side of strong” is at it again, classic Blizzard.
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Wait. Has play test begun? Am I missing out?!
No, it starts tomorrow. Just a joke.
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Please nerf Uncle Wonderbread.
I have no idea who that is, but I already despise his kit.
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I hope this is a joke thread but it’s too hard to tell nowadays
buff his self heal; he needs roadhog levels of sustainability because he only has 500 hp
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Buff hazard, he gets counter swapped too easily. Saying he needs a nerf when he’s this bad is hilarious.
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Rumor has it that Hazord has lifesteal?! Whaaa
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Wow, this is not a joke. The Hazard playtest really does begin tomorrow. I didnt know, but time for endless games of every tank being that new one. I still have Mauga cringe Nam flashbacks from his playtest weekend, hope were not in for a repeat.
Yeah, but it’s getting harder and harder to find Gelflings to drain essence from these days.
Are you insane? Literally needs a buff. He gets 1v1’d by a mercy consistent, i saw it in a dream with my own third eye.
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gelflings? explain to me in HEAVY detail what that is
HanaSolo’s been typing for ten minutes straight at this point. This is going to be good.
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The Gelflings are a sentient race of humanoids native to the planet Thra, with which they have a close spiritual connection. They emerged during the Age of Innocence under the guidance of Aughra, forming a matriarchal, clan-based society. However, they advanced in technological prowess with the coming of the urSkeks during the Age of Harmony, and began to tame the nature of Thra for their own purposes. When the urSkeks accidentally divided themselves during the Second Great Conjunction, shattering the Crystal of Truth in the process, their more ambitious and cruel halves, the Skeksis, subjugated the Gelfling clans by forming the Alliance of the Crystal, spreading the lie that the Gelflings had always warred before then, and the Skeksis were benevolent gods who had come to unite them. Over time, the Skesis’ abuse of the Crystal, which they used to fuel their immortality, caused the Darkening to spread throughout Thra’s ecosystems, corrupting and killing its wildlife. Just as the Gelflings were growing restless under the increasingly suspect and tyrannical rule of the Skesis, the latter discovered a new way to prolong their lifespans; by draining the living essence from the Gelflings themselves. The Alliance crumbled, and artificially-crafted Garthim soldiers were sent to every corner of Thra to harvest the Gelflings for this unnatural purpose, leading to their near-extinction. As the supply of Gelflings became scarce, so the Skesis also dwindled in number, until there remained only ten. They continued to adhere to the ancient rituals that once extended their lives, but could not ignore their bodies, which were rotting away beneath their heavy-perfumed robes, all the while living in fear of a prophecy that a Gelfling would heal the Dark Crystal, reunite them with their urRu counterparts, and end their decadence and tyranny.
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Basically, Gelflings are muppets.
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In not so many words, yes.
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Damn that’s crazy, I just wanted to know where the bathroom is though
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Anyway, there was a Dark Crystal Netflix (or some other streaming platform) series in more recent times, right? I couldn’t get into it. Did you enjoy it or nah?
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I watched the first few episodes. I like it, but for some reason we never went back to it, and then it was canceled without finishing the story, so it’s not even worth it.
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