My Boyfriend Says Hanzo's Face Is An Angry Triangle

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And I am offended.

What punishment should I exact upon him for such insolence?

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No games for a week

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MY GOD HE’S RIGHT
How could I have not seen this before

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A handsome triangle. :triangular_ruler:

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Simple trigonometry!

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Mmmmphhhh.
He’s so good looking lol.

I’d be punishing myself more than him because then he’d drive me crazy.

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

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Mercy has resurrect and THE TRUTH CANNOT BE SILENCED

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WELL I’M DAMN WELL GONNA TRY!

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i mean he’s right, he just forgot to add the word “sexy”.

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Then ground him

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Also,

“Well, at least his face is at the right angle.”

Crickets

Ok, I’ll leave now. XD

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Where?

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The qualifier makes it less offensive.

lmaoooo you have slain me I am dead

We’re still in lockdown so the government has that one in hand.

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Then ground him outside

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I have changed my phone’s text message notification from Lúcio saying “Boop!” to Hanzo screaming “RYU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU” and modified the file by increasing the volume by 20 decibels.

My best friend likes to text me in bursts of 3-4 messages at a time.

Edit: also I just totally spelled that right without looking it up O.o

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COME AT ME
THE WORD IS ALREADY OUT
WAKE UP AMERICA

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He’s right, that donkey’s face is hella ugly.

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None, reward him instead! He’s not wrong!

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MAY YOUR MATTRESS BECOME INFESTED WITH EIGHTEEN MILLION BEDBUGS.

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