Moira's corn research

Hi.

I have a interesting scenario in my head.
Moira is a geneticist, she is very intelligent and is passionate with her job, but even she must have some kind of hobby? Right?
Well, yes and no, she trully loves science and probably can’t think about anything other than genetics, but what if she wants have some fun? Do something silly, just because she can…

With that in mind, what if Moira started a side project, just for fun, with corn :corn:?
Corn is one of the most important crops in real life, I my guess is that is the case in the OW universe, so that project would not only be funny, but it would be something that Moira could add in her own personal curriculum.

So, based on Moira’s personality and genetics knowledge, what kind of corn she would develop?

Type 1: A more nutritious and 100% digestible corn, which is also resistant to pests and climate change.

Type 2: Similar to type 1, but tastes like cardboard.

Type 3: A corn that is 100% indigestable.

Type 4: Similar to type 3, but also tastes like cardboard.

Type 5: A corn that makes popcorn twice as big as regular corn, and has some butter flavor, just to watch the world burn with chaos :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: (this one would be popular in OW forums :face_with_hand_over_mouth: :smiling_imp:).

Or none of the above? Lets discuss!!!

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I’m so used to people seeing people call po rn corn to avoid getting censored or shadowbanned so I was expecting something else from this thread

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I mean, I guess it is pretty funny and fitting to imagine her working for like, Monsanto.

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Nah, she probably works for herself, no time for corporate constrains… :grimacing:.

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In warhammer universe one of the antagonist chaos gods is called Khorne. Literally pronounced Corn. Many memes.

she’d probably make some sort of waking corn monster that would run around and bite people

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Moira: pulls shirt over head I am cornholio!! Hehe, I need TP for me bunghole, hehehe… heh.

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lmao imagine her doing that with her mythic :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:

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bahahahah!!!

visible confusion
:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

She’s lurking in her lab, investing an absurd amount of time and resources into finding a way to turn popcorn back into regular corn

Mark my words

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That would be truly evil :dizzy_face:.

self-mending ghostly corn that respawns kernels as you eat them but has 0 nutritional value

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