Miss, miss *E* "pop pop pop" kill

Scatter was so easy to balance and instead they threw it out… They could’ve put detonation on a timer, forced it to blow midair after X meters to stop cross-map scatter kills, nerfed the damage to not one shot 400HP tanks||made it headshot and reduce body shot damage to promote behind cover use and reduce shoot foot syndrome.

Nope! Hanzo got better FTH AND better Combat roll as lunge in the air. (Goes farther and less CD + Hanzo doesn’t need to reload, remember?) Then buffed his arrow speed to turn him into worse than hitscan, but “close enough” to hitscan and making it harder to use his arrows to hit behind cover by arching them for the players that actually used that to their advantage forcing them to go Torb instead if they wanna have that bit of strategy back.

Hanzo nowadays is literally (strong) projectile McCree with smaller Widow Ult instead of flashbang and better mobility.

Balancing team in this game take ages to do anything and say “tried it behind the scenes” to justify ignoring players and never use the PTR properly for anything other than bug testing.

The most frustrating part is the arts and animation teams for this game are clearly extremely talented and deserve better than this job where the overall quality of the product is heavily lopsided.

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Hanzo isn’t even like top 5 for heroes that need to go.

Remembers back when I played Orisa/Zarya and got one shot from across map. Or every time I got close to a Hanzo and they’d immediately stare at the ground and shoot at the ground next to me.

https://giphy.com/gifs/589Npdbl6o9zy/html5

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That’s how I play Hanzo, too!

Every Spam kill and Random Dragon strike kill:

“I’m the BEST HANZO EVER!!”

Uh, this is just not true

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Volley, miss, volley, miss E Dash, kill.

Genji is braindead and needs to be deleted. Dash babies don’t @ me

Freeze, mouse 2, kill

Mei is braindead and needs to be deleted. Freeze babies don’t @ me

Thanks you for this new way to post. I’ll make sure to over use it just to mock you.

Click, Kill, Click, Kill, Wraith form.

Reaper is braindead and needs to be deleted. wraith form babies don’t @ me

You’re just salty because a Hanzo storm arrowed you. Your salt is a delicious complement to my boring night.

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How it feels to fight Hanzo

Oh believe me he could.

(Not my footage but evidence enough)

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I dont see how thats evidence of a 450 damage attack being able to deal 600 damage to armored targets, but I must not be using the same type of math as you.

Would you rather have this or SCATUHH??

lol I miss the days of Tracers and Genjis going “C’mon Hanzo please stop”

Sheesh who hurt you?

Someone hitting every single storm arrow? Thats impressive.

As much as I dislike Hanzos, its more impressive than dps Moira, Hog hooks or Mccree flashbang combo.

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haha yeah, the title is funny because it could actually be mccree as well.

Did… did you not watch the literal video proof? Do you want more? I can find you more. They’re literally all over youtube. Including many MANY montages.

Periodt. I wouldn’t bat an eye if he were deleted tomorrow. If they deleted Doomfist as well I’d throw a party.

Hurt? I just found the post funny.

Whenever I see these easily exploitable arguments, I like to use them. I only added the “you’re salty” part to justify me making the comment in the first place. Otherwise, I could have been accused of trolling.

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Outside of a Primal Rage Winston, being effected by sound barrier or a tank stacked armor or shields from rally, armor pack or shield generator.

You’d be taken out by him simply shooting your feet.

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I thought this was going to be about fan the hammer, tbh.

Just like scatter.

Miss. Miss. Miss. scattuh to the feet. Elimination. Miss. Miss. Miss.

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Lmfao, literal proof of what?

What about this is confusing you? That Orisa only has 400HP or that 450 < 600?

You can search as many montages as you want. you’ll never see a non-damage boosted scatter one-shot rein, hog, dva, Winston, or Hammond, because thats not how numbers work