Sombra’s butt only has a volume of 11 cm cubed
Good characters like Genji have butts that are at LEAST 18 cm cubed
Pls buff Blizz
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This is the important stuff blizz. Come on.
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The world is not prepared for Sombra’s butt. Trust me. It’s too glorious
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It’s not the size of the butt, it is the roundness and firmness of it. Though Bastion has best booty.
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Patch notes:
All heroes- Butt size has been increased by 50% for all characters.
Comment: We really feel that having your entire screen covered by booty will be a healthy update to the game, allowing for interesting options when you’re in the thicc of a teamfight.
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How can you tell what Sombra’s butt values are ?
Its always coverd by something, like her coat or that weird thing she wears in her Tulum skin.
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statistically speaking… ur not wrong
I’ve done some research on this, can confirm.
Bastion can wait, this is more important, please fix blizz.
Meanwhile, Reaper’s thighs are still taking lives:
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I think it’s a see-through waterproof jacket on the Tulum skin.
i think you should at least make up semi realistic numbers, 11cm³ is 11ml that’s half a shot glass
As a mexican male, i can assure you Sombras butt should be the best butt in game, its in our genes
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Cut to me physically shaking as I struggle to not type an inappropriate joke
Believe me, I know how you feel
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You leave that booty alone!!! And Genji’s too for that matter